Here i wiill share with you some of the most dumb things ever said by people you hear about everyday.

"I think we can agree. The past is over."
-Goerge W. Bush

"Things are more like they are now then they ever were before."
-Dwight D. Eisenhower

"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."
-Charles de Gaulle

"A zebra can not change it's spots."
-Al Gore

"I tell you, that Micheal Jackson is unbelievable, isn't he? Three plays in twenty seconds!"
-Al Gore (commenting onbasketball star Micheal Jordan)

"People who like this sort of thing will find this the sort of thing they like."
-Abraham Lincoln

"It is not pollution that is harming our environment. It is the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
-Dan Quayle

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
-Bill Clinton

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QUESTIONS ASKED AT NATIONAL PARKS

-can you show me where the yeti lives?

-Why did they builed the ruines so close to the road?

-how much of the cave is underground?

-where are the cages for the animals?

-are alligators real? XD

-we had no trouble finding the parks entrance, but where is the exit?

STUPID Q'S

-How close is the beach to the water?

-what is the best time of year to watch the deer turn into elk?

and plenty more if this gets eccepted!!!