The Day Paris Hilton Made A Robot
One day Paris Hilton was trying to go to the mall in disguise (because she didn’t want to attract attention of course!). It was the day she got her license back, and she was happy. When she got out of the car she started throwing the keys up in the air. She all of a sudden dropped them and they went down in the drainpipe. She tried to reach them but couldn’t. She then frustratedly called a cop, and a locksmith. When they got there, she explained what had happened. Then the cop tried to reach the keys, but he also couldn’t. Then finally the locksmith opened the door. Then Paris Hilton said “Thanks! For a second there I thought I was going to need to use the SPARE KEY!” The cop and locksmith gave her a weird look, and then walked away.
When she had finished shopping and went home, she decided to do a puzzle. When she got annoyed when she couldn’t do it, she called her boyfriend (whose name I will mention later).
“What’s wrong?” he asked.
She replied “I can’t put this puzzle together.”
“Well, what dose does the picture on the outside look like?”
She then replied “It’s blue with a tiger on it.”
“Honey, put the frosted flakes back in the box.”
“Oh, right. Bye!”
So after that she went to bed. But she made sure to tip-toe passed the medicine cabinet, because she didn’t want to wake up the sleeping pills.
When she woke up in the morning she tried to get on the computer, but couldn’t get it to work. So she called tech support. And they had the following conversation:
"Hello. How can I help you?" the tech support woman says.
"Yes, I am having trouble getting my computer to do anything." Paris says.
"What window do you have open?"
"Are you crazy? It's freezing cold outside!"
“No! A window is..”
“I don’t care what a window is! You’re rude!”
Then Paris hung up angrily.
Just then Paris remembered something vitally important. She grabbed some handcuffs and a rope and went out to a train platform.
Just then a curious man came and asked
”What are the handcuffs and rope for?”
“A few days ago the news reported a runaway train. And I want the reward for the capture!
“You can’t catch a train with a rope and handcuffs!”
“Yes you can! And I’m going to prove it. Just watch.”
So the man took a seat on a bench and watched.
After what had seemed like forever, the train finally came. And the man watched closely.
Paris got the rope around the train, and held tight, but she dislocated both of her arms and had to go to the emergency room.
They gave her anesthesia, and when she woke up she said
“Where am I?”
“ICU.” replied the nurse.
“I see you too. But where am I?”
“Intensive Care Unit!” the nurse said.
“Oh. Why didn’t you say so?”
The nurse gave her a frustrated look and then left.
When she got out of the hospital, she felt like drinking some orange juice. So she went by the supermarket and got some orange juice. Then she went in a restaurant and sat down at a table and stared at the orange juice. After several hours, the waiter came and said
"Excuse me, we are about to close for the evening, I'm afraid you’re going to have to leave."
By @Iverson
