Dont you like funny quotes or jokes? well here are some:

"No body is born knowing,they learn."
This qoute means that you should try your best at something you never achieved at.

"Your best friend can be your worst enemy."
This means you should watch out what you say and try NOT to make enemies.Also know that you share secrets,weaknesses,and who-knows-what with your best friend.

"The show must go on"
You all have heared this one im asuming,and it means whatever it is that goes wrong,go with it.

"What ever goes wrong can be fixed"
This is my favorite,and not because i made it up (show-off) ,but because it helped me go through tough times and helped me work harder.

"Written in stone"
This means that (for the girls esspecially) most of the things u hear can be rumors or gossip and it may NOT be true.

Well are you ready for funny things?Well its kind of corney lol.

Coca cola came to town,Pepsi went and shot him down,D.r pepper fixed him up,now im drinking 7up!

Brunette:I wanna go to Mars!
Red head:I wanna go to Saturn!
Blonde:I wanna go to the Sun!
Brunnette:Wont you burn?
Blondeh dont worry,i'll go at night.

Well time to go!Post any of your Qoutes and Jokes in comments. (dont worry,i will say it was from you)-kikigirl