Hey there, in today's edition of Mysteries of Video Gaming, I will be talking about one of the most confusing characters in Video Games, the little pink puff of doom, Kirby.

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Pretty cute, right? Except for the fact that he inhales anything and everything in sight.

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That brings me to the first mystery about Kirby: What is inside him? A black hole? He never seems to get full, does his stomach bend time and space? Only his deceased victims know. Metaknight possibly nows too, as he is the same race as Kirby.

I don't think he even knows.

The second mystery is, how he works.
If the enemy is of a special kind, he gains that enemy's skills and intelligence until he is hit enough.
I guess his stomach has a built-in memory stealer? Or maybe he learns by eating?
The more I think about it, Kirby keeps getting more confusing.

Feel free to post your theories in the comments.

This concludes the third edition of the Mysteries of Video Games.