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Judge: May the defender and his party report to the courtroom, please.
Dumphrey: Yes, Your Honor.
Judge: Mr. Wolf is being accused of eating Ms. Hood’s grandmother and later trying to eat her, is that right?
Anthony: Correct, Your Honor.
Judge: Very well, let’s get this case started. What can you tell me about the incident?
Anthony: Well, Your Honor, my client here was bringing her grandmother a basket of bread and butter. She went through the forest and on her way there, she met Mr. Wolf. Mr. Wolf tricked her and told her to take a shorter route to her grandma’s house, when she was really taking a long route. Mr. Wolf got to the house first, ate her grandma, put her cloths on, and pretended to be her. When Ms. Hood finally arrived at her grandma’s house, she found the wolf. Luckily, she escaped and ran back home before the wolf could eat her.
Humphrey: Objection! My client, Mr. Wolf, could not have been the culprit that ate Ms. Hood’s grandma. The day of the incident, he was in town the whole day shopping for food, and house supplies.
Mr. Wolf: That’s right! I wasn’t anywhere near town.. I was… err… looking for good toothpaste and stuff!
Judge: I see… Mr. Anthony, do you have any evidence that it was in fact Mr. Wolf who ate the grandmother?
Anthony: We have a witness willing to testify.
Judge: And who is this witness?
Anthony: Mr. Squirrel to the stand, please!
Little Red: Mr. Squirrel!
Anthony: Your Honor, Mr. Squirrel was in his tree the day of the incident and saw Mr. Wolf talking to Little Red.
Mr. Wolf: *gulp*
Humphrey: *sigh*
Judge: Let’s here you testimony Mr. Squirrel.
Squirrel: Uh… Yes, Your Honor. I was up in my tree organizing my acorns, when I heard some mumbling below me. I took a peak outside and saw Mr. Wolf and Little Red talking. I couldn’t quite hear them so well, but I did overhear Mr. Wolf say something about a race and a shorter path. Then he ran off in one direction and Little Red in another.
Little red: That no good… Wolf!!!
Mr. Wolf: Uh… Um…
Anthony: Thank you Mr. Squirrel.
Judge: Well, it seems like you two have completely different stories. Mr. Dumphrey, have you any proof that Mr. Wolf wasn’t the culprit?
Dumphrey: Yes, Your Honor. Mr. Wolf has the receipt of the purchases he made that day and the time he was there. We would like to submit this as evidence.
Judge: Very well. Let’s take a look at this. Hmm… It says he checked out of Barry Beaver’s Groceries at 4:00 pm on September 8th, the day of the crime.
Dumphrey: Yes. There’s no way he had time to do what he is being accused for and purchased all of those items. The crime was said to have occurred at around 3:15 pm.
Little Red: What!?
Mr. Wolf: Hehe…
Judge: I see what you mean.
Anthony: Your Honor, may I take a look at that receipt?
Judge: By all means.
Anthony: Thank you…
Anthony: HOLD IT!
Dumphrey: Eh?
Anthony: Now that I remember, wasn’t September 8th on a Saturday?
Judge: Hmm?
Anthony: Can we get the owner of Barry Beaver’s Groceries to the stand please?
Dumphrey: What are you getting at Martinez?
Anthony: You’ll see… Barry Beaver to the stand please!
Barry Beaver: Uhh… Yes?
Anthony: Mr. Beaver, you are the owner of Barry Beaver’s Groceries, am I right?
Barry Beaver: Yes…
Anthony: Could you tell us how many times a week your store is open?
Barry Beaver: Well, excluding holidays, my store is opened Monday through Friday.
Mr. Wolf: *gulp*
Dumphrey: *gulp*
Judge: Hmm!?
Anthony: AHA! Mr. Beaver, please take a look at this receipt.
Barry Beaver: Certainly… Hmm… What!? This receipt is not real at all!
Anthony: It’s a fake!
Little Red: Busted!
Dumphrey: Noooo!
Judge: Well, Mr. Dumphrey, care to explain?
Dumphrey: Your Honor, I had no idea!
Judge: Since you have no further evidence to present, I hear by announce Mr. Wolf GUILTY. I sentence you to 12 months of community service!
By @SlickShady333
HullBreach
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