*A beat reminisent of "Good Times" by Chic and/or "Another One Bites the Dust" by Queen begins, base kicks in*

(Backround singers)
Noobin'
I've been Noobin'
Noobin'

-rap reminisent of Teena Marie's in "Square Biz" and very early/80's rap-

Well, you see i'm just 11 years old
And I'm very very new
I'm so tired of rules
I mean there's barely nothin' fun to do
So i went into this chatroom
And i used my text talk
Said "ny bodi wan 2 boom"
Then the admin told me to walk
I got all upset and was like,
"shutt da *beep* up man"
Then suddenly i found myself
With a stupid doggone ban
This is just a message to all you little bitty kids
Don't be such a noob or you might end up like this

(Background singers)
Noobin'
Yeah he was noobin'
Noobin'

Rapper: Sing it girls!

Noobin'
Don't be noobin'
Noobin'
You've got too much sense for that

-rap-
Now you might be thinking
"man u iz rong,"
"i folow al de rulez al de tyme,"
"dis iz succh a stoopid songg an dood u cant eve ryhme"
But hold on just right there
Before you blow your noobish stack
Before you go on saying i'm all wrong
And sayin' this song is wack
I might not be the sharpest tack in the box
But i know when things are wrong
You go in the chatroom
Type lyrics to a stupid random song
You ask if i "wana sibr"
And yet you beg for adminship
You like to "sibr daet"
And yet your the one who trips?
I should be the one whose mad
Among the smart users everyday
Who has to deal with all your nonsense
These are the people that you should pay
So stop your noobishness
And please don't be such a dimwit

(Singers)
Noobin'
Your great at nothin'
So stop noobin'

-rap-

Now this is the last verse
See, i've got some things to do
Speaking of things that are done
This is what adverage noob would do too
They will
1. cyber
2. text talk
3. RP
4. Randomly stalk
5. Act dumb
6. Beg for adminship
7. Start fights lots
8. And just randomly trip
You do you understand?
Do you really get my groove?
This is a educational song
Not just to make you move
Well it's time to go
I gotta write more stupid songs
I hope you got the gist of this song
And now your singing along

Noobin'
Just don't be noobin'
Noobin'
Just go the heck outside

-end-

~Ja

P.S. This could be the first of possibly some other silly songs? Maybe. I recommend you listen to the songs i mentioned, by the way.