Hello There.
I noticed that lots of blogs are being rejected! And I wondered 'wow, getting your blog rejected is really popular! I want to join in! But how?' Well now I present to you, Lakhlan01's fullproof guide to making a rejectable blog!

1: First of all, you need a stupid and weird title. Using Onomatopoia as much as you can is very usefull. Also using incomprehensible words like 'Gliberfrg' and 'Habnstche' are good examples!

2: Always submit for review as news, its very important to make sure as many people look at your horrible blog. Also use the stupidest savii you can make. This adds to the effect of the 'nooby' look of your blog.

3: The theme or plot of your blog MUST be as stupid and as pointless as possible. Make sure you insult as many people as possible, because getting people angry is one step closer to your blog being rejected, which of course, is what your goal is.

4: Always use caps as much as possible, that way the reader will know that you are a noob, and will almost certainly deny your blog! Make sure you use stupid words and phrases, stopping occasionly to shout 'UNCE UNCE UNCE!' and 'Y U NO SIBR!?' Always use the shorter version of a word (Are=r. Be=b. You=u.). This is because you are a lazy noob and seemingly must shorten everything so other noobs can understand.

Always, always, ALWAYS, be as stupid as possible. Make no point in your blog and use no punctuation whatsoever? Follow these rules and get your blog rejected today!

The perfect nooby blog=

Title: CRSH GMNFLP BANG BOY!
Category: Ask For Help

OMG HAI THER I WUV U! OUT Too al mai bestestest frends 4eva UNCE UNCE UNCE Ai trai so harrd butt u guys dun lyke me I DUN LIKE U EITHER But i b niice 2 u butt u ppl dun lyke all me gplobrt HAHAHAHA boi ima maek out wit u coz IMA SUMERTIME N00B! BLARG!

That is what your blog could look like if you follow this fullproof plan! Good-day noobs!

(To respected members and regulars)
-Do NOT follow these rules
-Overuse of these rules could result in horrible internal bleeding.
-Admins will probably facepalm themselves so hard, their heads will turn to dust.

Good-day fellow members!