Day 1007: I couldn't take it anymore. All that dry food, my captors, being forced into uncomfortable outfits, the dog next door, and everything else in that horrible house. So i decided to run away. I had caught a mouse yesterday and took it with me as a source of food.
I have no idea where i am. This is troublesome so i'll just stay in the nearest tree and take a nap.
Napping was a good idea. I am now ready to go on. But there is a problem. I need food. The mouse i brought with had been eaten already so i need to find more. I'll spend the rest of the day searching for something worthy of being eaten by me.