So there was a man named Bubba who created a town for all the noobs and 12 year olds to join, chat, and trade fc's for their video games.
Eventually, the website began to grow rapidly, causing Bubba to treat his wife, Mrs. Lover; his brother, Mr. Mustelidae (Mr. Musty); and Mr. Musty's wife, Mrs. Musty.
Mrs. Musty rarely ever appeared, and so soon disappeared into tales of folklore and legend.
That left the "Big 3" who promptly discovered the site had been growing since I typed the last paragraph, and so created a breed of noobs that would moderate te site in thier leave. This new class was called "Attention Deficit Men In [their] Nineties," or A.D.M.I.N.s for short. Problems arose when the Big 3 Only appointed ADMINs from New Zealand, causing users to get away with whatever they wanted a lot of times. And so The Big 3 decided to call themselves "The OVER9000 POWERLEVELED Lords," causing everyone to stop being bad, which was observed by the new flood of ADMINs who had more pwers tan before. Eventually, corruption, under the name "I'm a Duke" banned everyone, and the "Golden Age Of No Bans" ended. But, among the ruins of the town, a wandering bard appeared and helped push the site back up by befriending everyone and shoeing them there was hope for tge future. Eventually, Bard's friends were all made ADMINs, but were a new generation that held Justice up high. But, as time went on, a few of them fell to corruption after it was freed from Duke's skeleton, and they were banished from the growing town. Eventually, after endless wars with the city-states SIBRia, eNoobany, and Cnibadmnopolis, the town achieved independence as the city-state of NintendoFanBoysUnited once again.
Times were great, the once banished ADMINs were allowed to return, and the began providing culture from the foreign lands they visited. But, as the city grew, internal revolts expanded, and many failed attempt to reach low offices failed, resulting in immediate banishment