How to Survive a Zombie Apocolypse. Part 2 By iDuckie

By iDuckie
POSTED: 08 Oct 2011 07:18
CATEGORY: Educational

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No, the corpses that are running after you will not stop to give you 'a breather.' Infact, all they're ever going to do is be looking for something living, like you, to feast upon.

So, staying fit and healthy is overly important. Change clothes and clean yourself AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE. The dirtier you are, the more chance you have of getting sick. This only inhances your risk of becoming infected by a zombie. So, rivers, lakes ect. Anything you have the chance to bathe in, really.
... ever tried battling off a mindless killing machine with a fever? Not good.

To people who lack the abilities to wash themselves often: Yes, this does mean you have to bathe more then once per week.

You will always have some sort of kick-ass Zombie killing weapon at hand. ALWAYS. Even if you have to pick up the skinny brunette you found in New York or something and beat the corpses with her. You will always have something to fight with!

It is a man-eat-man world, after all.

That "SAFE HOUSE" you'll most likely find more then once wont be safe for much longer, but if you do find a temp house then I recommend you keep the noise down and the lights off.

Why?

The noise will attract the dead, while the lights will attract the living. Remember when I said travel lightly? That goes for your survival group number, also.

I mean, at times a big survival group can infact have it's advantages, it's just more likely to have it's disadvantages.

Yeah, sure, more people to help fight off this dead hunks of meat when they notice you's.
But who infact made the zombies notice you in the first place? Yup, that's right, those two hitch hikers you picked up from Sydney the other day tripped over a dead bird, or something.

Not to mention the amount of food you'll need. No, there is barely enough Twinkies for four people, let alone seven damn people.

Stay alive,
Dom

Write a comment and tell me what you'd have in your Zombie Apocolypse Survival Kit

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iDuckie
16 Oct 2011 13:27

Gordan, I could not agree more.

GordanFREEman
14 Oct 2011 00:32

Quoth iDuckie:

Quoth GordanFREEmanquote]Quoth iDuckie:Quoth GordanFREEman:This wouldn't help anyone survive a zombie apocalypse.
You should call it "What NOT To To During a Zombie Apocalypse" It's fitting.

In my survival kit?

• Water (Always a necessity)
• Food
• Heat blanket
• Survival knife
• Some Canned Food
• 4 Magazines
• .40 calibur Magnum
• Leviathan

Ehh? Goodluck.

Everyone's gonna need it.
I actually already have everything planned out and a specific group of people that I want to be with, I know a tech guy a builder another who is good with all guns another that know what he's doing when it comes to hand to hand weapons and such.
Lot's of people. At least 12 or so. All athletic.

Aslong as you're happy with your weapon of choice and the amount of zombie killers you have, I guess.

MmmHm, I do to. There's currently 5 people. We actually have made an escape plan for each of the class rooms.

A great thing to also stock up on is Sultanas. [/quote]

It really is more complicated than it sounds.

iDuckie
13 Oct 2011 11:51

Quoth GordanFREEman:

Quoth iDuckie:Quoth GordanFREEman:This wouldn't help anyone survive a zombie apocalypse.
You should call it "What NOT To To During a Zombie Apocalypse" It's fitting.

In my survival kit?

• Water (Always a necessity)
• Food
• Heat blanket
• Survival knife
• Some Canned Food
• 4 Magazines
• .40 calibur Magnum
• Leviathan

Ehh? Goodluck.

Everyone's gonna need it.
I actually already have everything planned out and a specific group of people that I want to be with, I know a tech guy a builder another who is good with all guns another that know what he's doing when it comes to hand to hand weapons and such.
Lot's of people. At least 12 or so. All athletic.

GordanFREEman
12 Oct 2011 22:55

Quoth iDuckie:

Quoth GordanFREEmanquote]This wouldn't help anyone survive a zombie apocalypse.
You should call it "What NOT To To During a Zombie Apocalypse" It's fitting.

In my survival kit?

• Water (Always a necessity)
• Food
• Heat blanket
• Survival knife
• Some Canned Food
• 4 Magazines
• .40 calibur Magnum
• Leviathan

Ehh? Goodluck.[/quote]

Everyone's gonna need it.
I actually already have everything planned out and a specific group of people that I want to be with, I know a tech guy a builder another who is good with all guns another that know what he's doing when it comes to hand to hand weapons and such.
Lot's of people. At least 12 or so. All athletic.

DarkGuy101
12 Oct 2011 18:15

JUST GET JUSTIN BEIBER

iDuckie
12 Oct 2011 11:47

Quoth SatokoTheYandere:

How about we all just fly away to Pandora.

It takes 6 years to get there. Even then we arn't all garenteed a spot there.

SatokoTheYandere
12 Oct 2011 09:03

How about we all just fly away to Pandora.

iDuckie
11 Oct 2011 07:46

Quoth link284:

WHAT ABOUT WHEN YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO!? @everyone that put a gun on their survival kit.
my survival kit:
.my multi-tool
.wooden katana
.backpack
.first-aid kit
.water purifyer(NOT the tablets or one with radiation those don't work)
.a rabbit stick(a random strudy stick arm length)

Well, it's always good to have both a gun and some sort of weapon you're comfortable with. C: Even if you run out of ammo, you could use the gun's butt tohit thinks. :B

iDuckie
11 Oct 2011 07:43

Quoth GordanFREEman:

This wouldn't help anyone survive a zombie apocalypse.
You should call it "What NOT To To During a Zombie Apocalypse" It's fitting.

In my survival kit?

• Water (Always a necessity)
• Food
• Heat blanket
• Survival knife
• Some Canned Food
• 4 Magazines
• .40 calibur Magnum
• Leviathan

Ehh? Goodluck.

link284
11 Oct 2011 00:00

WHAT ABOUT WHEN YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO!? @everyone that put a gun on their survival kit.
my survival kit:
.my multi-tool
.wooden katana
.backpack
.first-aid kit
.water purifyer(NOT the tablets or one with radiation those don't work)
.a rabbit stick(a random strudy stick arm length)

GordanFREEman
10 Oct 2011 22:22

This wouldn't help anyone survive a zombie apocalypse.
You should call it "What NOT To To During a Zombie Apocalypse" It's fitting.

In my survival kit?

• Water (Always a necessity)
• Food
• Heat blanket
• Survival knife
• Some Canned Food
• 4 Magazines
• .40 calibur Magnum
• Leviathan

bradleybrown1198
10 Oct 2011 05:27

a few hun'in' rifles, really tall safre house, and a chef who can make food out of bricks. oh yea, someone willing to jut nuke and seal off all of america or just a halo weapon to kill everything

lightning
10 Oct 2011 01:47

Ray Gun, HK21, Thunder Gun, Speed Cola, JuggerNog, Monkey Bombs, a Mystery Box, and a few Nukes.

Nz360OVERKILL
09 Oct 2011 21:41

I'd go solo with a silenced USP .45 and a silenced PPSH .45 as, not only do they have the same ammo type, the weapons are silenced and noise attracts zombies right? I would also take a portable tent and a spad to put up and to dig a ring 12ft wide and 12ft deep so the zombies can't get by. I would also make a makeshift drawbridge for obvious reasons. I would also bring dual machetes in case I run out of ammo. Oh, and don't forget the 6inch long knife as a pocket tool

DarkGuy101
09 Oct 2011 19:19

I'D HAVE FOOD SUPPLIES AND WATER, SOUND-PROOF EAR MUFFS AND JUSTIN BEIBER. IM SAFE...

iDuckie
09 Oct 2011 06:29

Quoth Ro-Artstudio3DS:

id have a medium large knife with some spare weapons and ammo (pistol , shot gun ammo) some bottles of water a flashlight, first aid kit, pain-o-way , cell phone and i think thats all.

Sounds good. You'll need more the one weapon that doesn't relie on ammo, though... and posible a pocket tool. :B

iDuckie
09 Oct 2011 06:24

Quoth Misterchief84:

My neighbor has 4 shotguns ( he works for SWAT and has a gun permit) i have 8 first aid kits, 12 knifes, 1 machette, 5 bags for food and the rest 4 for supplies, and 2 chainsaws. Oh cool im ready for a zombie appocalypes. I live in Irvine CA, Willows neighborhood. Oh and i have 1 SUV, 2 trucks. My windows have metal doors so i can close my window and be safe, my doors are metal not wood.i have one room full of safety equipment. Since my uncle worked for the army he gave me kevlar army vest 5 of them. Feel free to come here. it is safe. Good luck

Foolish. Someone or something is bound to find you sooner or later. Your best bet is to grab what you think is suitable and go. We'll meet at a meeting point along the way.

iDuckie
09 Oct 2011 06:10

Quoth Acolyptor:

What is in my Zombie Survival Kit:
Myself.

It's good to travel with one other person, but I see where you're coming from.

iDuckie
09 Oct 2011 06:09

Quoth Alpha Starfire:

Or just go in the Black ops style: GUNS GUNS & MOAR GUNS!! xD
That, or find the German's secret weapon projects to defend myself.

Well, you can. I know I'm not.

iDuckie
09 Oct 2011 06:08

Quoth lilwayne1556:

why do you need a cell phone when everyione is dead or a zombie

If you can't get ahold of a portable rabio, then cell phones are the next best thing. They have rabio on them, great for news updates.

iDuckie
09 Oct 2011 06:04

Quoth spikedglove:

If you are trapped by a horde outside and can't think of anything... Try to act like a zombie but make yourself look at smell like one too... That is if you have no choice.

Zombies can tell the difference no matter how much you look like a zombie.

spikedglove
09 Oct 2011 05:53

If you are trapped by a horde outside and can't think of anything... Try to act like a zombie but make yourself look at smell like one too... That is if you have no choice.

lilwayne1556
09 Oct 2011 04:58

why do you need a cell phone when everyione is dead or a zombie

Ro-Artstudio3DS
09 Oct 2011 03:46

id have a medium large knife with some spare weapons and ammo (pistol , shot gun ammo) some bottles of water a flashlight, first aid kit, pain-o-way , cell phone and i think thats all.

Alpha Starfire
09 Oct 2011 01:37

Or just go in the Black ops style: GUNS GUNS & MOAR GUNS!! xD
That, or find the German's secret weapon projects to defend myself.

Acolyptor
08 Oct 2011 20:48

What is in my Zombie Survival Kit:
Myself.

Misterchief84
08 Oct 2011 20:43

My neighbor has 4 shotguns ( he works for SWAT and has a gun permit) i have 8 first aid kits, 12 knifes, 1 machette, 5 bags for food and the rest 4 for supplies, and 2 chainsaws. Oh cool im ready for a zombie appocalypes. I live in Irvine CA, Willows neighborhood. Oh and i have 1 SUV, 2 trucks. My windows have metal doors so i can close my window and be safe, my doors are metal not wood.i have one room full of safety equipment. Since my uncle worked for the army he gave me kevlar army vest 5 of them. Feel free to come here. it is safe. Good luck

Mr Gurgles
08 Oct 2011 19:00

i would learn to be a ninja before the zombies rise

Lucas7
08 Oct 2011 18:20

I'd have a long knife, like a maschete, a first aid kit, water bottles, maybe a pistol with some ammo. Energy bars, too, would be great. Of course I would pick up other things I find useful while travelling around.

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