Once upon a time, there was a man named Hullbreach.
Hullbreach had an average life. He was a web developer, and was engaged to be married to a woman named SavantInamorata. All was good.

But then, one day, an Angel named MysticalZoey visited Savant and told her she was going to have a child! Savant was shocked, and in disbelief for she was a virgin. But Zoey told her that the child was from the Lord and would be named _________.
So SavantInamorata went to Hullbreach, and said "I am going to have a baby!"
"What??!!" Cried Hullbreach.
Savant replied "Do not be alarmed, the Lord has made me pregnant!"
Angry and confused, Hullbreach stormed off to think about what he had been told. He decided to be decent, and break off the engagement discreetly without embarrassing Savant in public.

But....
Before he could, he had a vivid vision!! He immediatly changed his mind, and decided to stick with SavantInamorata.

8½ months later... (And after a visit to Skunkman & Wife, also with child)

BREAKING NEWS!
King Maggeo has ordered a Mario Kart Wifi Tournament! All men must return to their birthconsole to be registered immediatly! Like, Now, ASAP!


Hullbreach and SavantInamorata must leave his town 'Wii' and travel to the town known as 'DSi'. This would be a long journey, especially for Savant who was almost ready to give birth. So, Hullbreach hired a Segway, and off they trott- I mean, rolled.

Eventually....
Late one night, tired and hungry, they arrived at the quaint little town called DSi.
Suddenly, Savant cried "The baby's coming!!"
Flustered Hullbreach started searching for an open party to join the action, but they were all full!
All he could find was the offline time trail section. Truly exhausted, they decided their only hope was to shelter there.......