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Oh noes!

E Avatar By Old Man Skunk
POSTED: 31 Dec 2011 13:46
CATEGORY: This Community
FEATURED: Yes (HullBreach)
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My shop has closed for the day in preparation for tonight's Grand Opening celebration. I've hired some minimum wage n00bs to stock the shelves for me while I relax like an old man should.

Don't bother trying to trespass on my grass before tonight because nothing good will come of it. Feel free to form a long line at the front door like kids do these days for big events. Just don't put up any stupid "Occupy Old Man Skunk" signs, or I will set them on fire with my personal flame thrower I got in NAM. Yeah, I stole it from the National Army Museum in London when the guard "skipped to the loo."

As part of the celebration, I will give everyone an extra piece of junk from my backyard today. Enjoy it, knowing that I have (meaning underpaid n00bs have) almost dug out enough space for my new pool. No kids allowed!
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Avatar binayy
27 May 2024 22:29
Why
Avatar ROSEBLOODSTONE
27 Nov 2023 05:24
Quoth Old Man Skunk:
"DSi n00bs can go to my shop now."

Thanks for the heads up
Avatar Siling-La
23 Jul 2019 19:51
Haha! "Skipped to the loo".
UwUQueen
25 Feb 2019 07:40
What a ass! Lol!
Avatar Dark00
16 Oct 2013 23:06
'Nam? Oh. Not 'Nam.
Good. I was starting to think you were Bill Overbeck.
Avatar S0B0R3D
22 Jul 2013 04:01
lol ↓
Avatar SmashedDreams
12 Jun 2013 23:31
Where's Old Lady Skunk?
Avatar ianoliver604
26 Jan 2013 02:20
Quoth Old Man Skunk:
DSi n00bs can go to my shop now.

You are a disgrase to your country.
Avatar Thi500
12 Nov 2012 13:17
Quoth EpicArtifex:
Quoth Drwho15quote]Us English don't skip. I take great offence.


You are a disgrace to your country.[/quote]

Yes s/he is.
Avatar harry1234
03 Jan 2012 11:18
Quoth Limxzero:
Ho hum.
don't get about this blog
Avatar PlayerArc
02 Jan 2012 03:10
Quoth OldManSkunk:
DSi n00bs can go to my shop now.


I'd rather go to any other store than yours, old man skunk!
Avatar EpicArtifex
01 Jan 2012 13:56
Quoth Drwho15:
Us English don't skip. I take great offence.


You are a disgrace to your country.
Avatar Kangaroo021
13 Jun 2013 06:39
In reply to EpicArtifex
AUSTRALIA!
Avatar Mr.Bond
01 Jan 2012 05:31
Awesome, now you can actully use the shop'
Avatar Old Man Skunk
01 Jan 2012 04:18
DSi n00bs can go to my shop now.
Avatar Old Man Skunk
01 Jan 2012 04:02
I have opened my shop to all 3DS owners. The DSi one is coming shortly.
Avatar Mikazuki
01 Jan 2012 03:21
Hey here's a song that Zoey made up to get you to come to Chatroom Event tonight. (I may have changed parts that I couldn't remember.

OOOH You better not shout.
You better not cry.
You better not pout, Im telling you why.

Old Man Skunk is coming to Chatroom Event.

He sees you when you're noobing.
He sees you when you're cool.
He knows when you are noobish so be cool for coolness sake.

You better not shout.
You better not cry.
You better not pout, Im telling you why.

Old Man Skunk is coming to Chatroom Event.
Avatar Forever21
01 Jan 2012 01:29
Ohrlly? xP
Avatar jim12356
31 Dec 2011 23:52
Quoth deaththekid1464:
haaa
Avatar purplepandafish
31 Dec 2011 20:27
Which*
Avatar purplepandafish
31 Dec 2011 20:27
Quoth Skittles:
Quoth purplepandafishquote]Everyone, make "Occupy Old Man Skunks Shop" signs out of Tungsten, lets see if OldManSkunk can get his old-timey flame thrower up to 6,170º Fahrenheit. Oh yeah, the hottest white fire (hottest of all fires) is only at 2,700º Fahrenheit, way beyond what a flamethrower TODAY can do. Check mate.


You're forgetting that OlDManSkunk also has access to the military only "Super" Thermite. >:p Thus, he has an possible move, no checkmate...mate. [/quote]

Thermite still isn't hot enough, and even if it was, it's a powder, so the only way for it to work is if we layed it down, he poured the "Super Thermite" on it, and we let him light it. Witch we won't. Checkmate.
Avatar ianoliver604
16 Feb 2013 16:02
In reply to purplepandafish
Let's do that every day. And WHY DO YOU KEEP GIVING ME GEMSTONES
Avatar Gym Leader Mark
31 Dec 2011 20:24
Quoth NoobLord8:
Skip to the loo, my darling♪


Too bad for you. Your loyal subjects have been reduced to stocking shelves!

See what I did there?
Avatar Mr.Gangsta
31 Dec 2011 19:09
Tungstens in light bulbs :p
Avatar Mr.Gangsta
31 Dec 2011 19:08
Quoth Skittles:
Quoth purplepandafishveryone, make "Occupy Old Man Skunks Shop" signs out of Tungsten, lets see if OldManSkunk can get his old-timey flame thrower up to 6,170º Fahrenheit. Oh yeah, the hottest white fire (hottest of all fires) is only at 2,700º Fahrenheit, way beyond what a flamethrower TODAY can do. Check mate.

You're forgetting that OlDManSkunk also has access to the military only "Super" Thermite. >:p Thus, he has an possible move, no checkmate...mate.


Yeah, but I called in Superman! Checkmate!

O crap, ewhat if skunk has kryptonite in his yard!
Avatar Skittles
31 Dec 2011 18:47
Quoth purplepandafish:
Everyone, make "Occupy Old Man Skunks Shop" signs out of Tungsten, lets see if OldManSkunk can get his old-timey flame thrower up to 6,170º Fahrenheit. Oh yeah, the hottest white fire (hottest of all fires) is only at 2,700º Fahrenheit, way beyond what a flamethrower TODAY can do. Check mate.


You're forgetting that OlDManSkunk also has access to the military only "Super" Thermite. >:p Thus, he has an possible move, no checkmate...mate.
Avatar Lucas7
31 Dec 2011 18:29
lol @below
Avatar purplepandafish
31 Dec 2011 18:26
Everyone, make "Occupy Old Man Skunks Shop" signs out of Tungsten, lets see if OldManSkunk can get his old-timey flame thrower up to 6,170º Fahrenheit. Oh yeah, the hottest white fire (hottest of all fires) is only at 2,700º Fahrenheit, way beyond what a flamethrower TODAY can do. Check mate.
Avatar PosessedCarson
31 Dec 2011 18:16
OH HELLLLLL YEAH
Avatar Skittles
31 Dec 2011 17:36
In the eords of Mortecai and Rigby, "Aw yeah!"
Avatar LinkZelda
31 Dec 2011 17:06
Quoth Drwho15:
Us English don't skip. I take great offence.
I'm English yet it still amused me young chap!
Avatar Panda12
31 Dec 2011 16:39
CAN I HAVE THE LAWN GNOME!?
Avatar Mr.Gangsta
31 Dec 2011 16:35
Quoth Drwho15:
Us English don't skip. I take great offence.


Ha we don't care if your offended :p maybe that one guy skips...


I heard that one of yours noobs smashed your vase with his moobs. I think it was HullBreach, but im not 100% sure :p
Avatar MysticalZoey
31 Dec 2011 16:08
OKAY GUISE.
I HAVE AN IDEA.
SOMEONE FART INTO FIRE.
KGO.
Avatar Elmeria
03 Feb 2013 15:45
In reply to MysticalZoey
Done.
Avatar Kingpin
31 Dec 2011 14:45
Silly children.
Avatar Weegee8
31 Dec 2011 14:41
We appreciate your generosity. (not really)
Avatar Thi500
11 Jan 2014 15:39
In reply to Weegee8
I do.
Avatar Limxzero
31 Dec 2011 14:23
Ho hum.
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