oh!!!! Why did Larry fall of of da swing??? Bcuz I pushded heeemm lol dat joke is liek funneh and dis blog is like funneh.liek it maded me go liek omg lol omglolol





nice blog btw

*Backs away, waiting for the moment went Chuck Norris appears and roundhouse kicks you for insulting him.

lololol they are so lame its funneh, but then its also not funny but then it wouldnt make sense then wha who what wen where whaaaaaat e3o idk

Wow......

Quoth smithy212:

How do you tell a male chromotone from a female chromotone?

You pull down it's "genes".

Chromosome.

Quoth Fart-Woman:

The sheep joke was good.

12 jokes.
And I was purposly trying to waste your time

How do you tell a male chromotone from a female chromotone?

You pull down it's "genes".

The sheep joke was good.

This blog wasted my time. Not only were there like 2 jokes, they weren't even lame, they were just stupid.

You should have had puns, because those are ALL going to get groans.

Jokes:
What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay?

A baygull (bagel).
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How did Canada get it's name?

There were three men who founded it, and they all agreed to pick one letter. The first said “C, eh,” the second said “N, eh,” and the last one said “D, eh.”

(C-A-N-A-D-A)

Wanna hear a joke? this blog was accepted!

Chuck Norries jokes are EPIC.

I've got a joke. It's 2 words... "Apple Products"

They were made to be laughed at.

So there's two fish in a tank. One says to the other, "I didn't know I could drive one of these!"

Quoth HayabusaGoomba:

Yousei that's terrible...

Try to answer this question by yourself.
A cat and a rooster are walking along the shore. The cat falls in the water. Why does it make the rooster laugh so hard?

umm

It didnt, cause roosters can't laugh?

Dislike

Yousei that's terrible...

Try to answer this question by yourself.
A cat and a rooster are walking along the shore. The cat falls in the water. Why does it make the rooster laugh so hard?

What did the Bhuddist monk say when he ordered a hot dog?












Make me one with everything.

Quoth Tora.Silver:

A frog wals into a bank to ask for a loan. He reads the teller's nametag.
"Hello, Ms. Patty Whack. I'd like to take out a loan here."
"What's your name?" asked Patty.
"Kermit," said the frog. "Kermit Jagger. Mick Jagger's my father."
"Well, Mr. Jagger, do you have an account here?"
"No," said Kermit. "But I do have collateral," he offered, holding up a porcelain statue of an elephant.
Taking the elephant, Patty said to Kermit, "I'll go asked the manager about this," and she retreated to the back.
Closing the door behind her, she turned to her boss and said, "This is all too strange. I've got a frog out here claiming to be Mick Jagger's son, and he wants to take out a loan with this, this... What IS this anyways?" Flustered, she hands the object to her boss.
He examines it for a moment, then looks back up at Patty and says, "It's a knick-knack, Patty Whack; give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

I WENT AN EXTREMELY LONG WAY FOR SUCH A BAD PUN

BRILLIANT

A frog wals into a bank to ask for a loan. He reads the teller's nametag.
"Hello, Ms. Patty Whack. I'd like to take out a loan here."
"What's your name?" asked Patty.
"Kermit," said the frog. "Kermit Jagger. Mick Jagger's my father."
"Well, Mr. Jagger, do you have an account here?"
"No," said Kermit. "But I do have collateral," he offered, holding up a porcelain statue of an elephant.
Taking the elephant, Patty said to Kermit, "I'll go asked the manager about this," and she retreated to the back.
Closing the door behind her, she turned to her boss and said, "This is all too strange. I've got a frog out here claiming to be Mick Jagger's son, and he wants to take out a loan with this, this... What IS this anyways?" Flustered, she hands the object to her boss.
He examines it for a moment, then looks back up at Patty and says, "It's a knick-knack, Patty Whack; give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

I WENT AN EXTREMELY LONG WAY FOR SUCH A BAD PUN

I love puns:
Two Dallas women opened a marina. They ran the best little oarhouse in Texas.

Sometimes I pray to Cod for the veal-power to stop playing with my food words, but I fear it's too bread into meat.

The advantages of simple origami are twofold.

The safest place to be in an earthquake is a stationary store.

Double negatives are a no-no.

I've always wanted to make an impact on the world. I've also always wanted to go skydiving. I just hope I don't do both at the same time.

lol i wanna punch the person to

This blog blows....





wait for it..






my mind!(Not really).

Bowel movement.

Quoth PosessedCarson:

I submitted ten puns to be accepted in a pun showcase.

No pun in ten did.

I don't get i OH I SEE

harhar That was actually funny o-0

I submitted ten puns to be accepted in a pun showcase.

No pun in ten did.

Quoth COMMANDER:

O.O
This blog is so lame, I simply MUST accept it!

ikr? If everyone stopped making awesome blogs, and started making unbelievably lame ones, we'd all me happy!

Quoth GordanFREEman:

"Also I have a wagina. ujelly?"

Elaborate on this quote.

It's a realllllly old joke that was the dsipaint craze un 2011.

"Also I have a wagina. ujelly?"

Elaborate on this quote.

O.O
This blog is so lame, I simply MUST accept it!