Credit to Twinkle 987

Noob felt sad. But, Noob had a Not so brilliant Idea. He would make a new account. So he did, but It got IP Banned.
"WUT IS THS? Y THEY FIND OUT THT I TRY TO GET BCK ON?
Noob became very very angry. But Noob had yet another Idea. Noob went to his local library and Created a new account. This first thing he did when he got on was he went to a chatroom. A role-playing chatroom, that is.
Member1: *Ninja kicks member2 in the face*
Noob: U CNT KCK PEOPLE.
Noob: U R ONLNE.
Noob: Y CNT I C MY POSTS?
*several moments of cap lag*
Member2: *gets a sword and slices member1 arm off*
Noob: .I HAF 2 TELL A MOD GUY ABOUT THE VIOLENCE.
Member1: Whats his problem?
Member2: Who knows. hes a Noob.
Noob: I NOT A NOOB. I A VERY COOL MEMBR. Y U ALWAYS MEAN 2 ME?
Mod: What seems to be the problem?
Member1: Theres a noob. He does not know anything, plus hes in a rp room.
Mod: Oh. Well. thats a small problem. thats all.

Noob got perma'd again.
He got very sad and walked back home. But noob had 30 more alternate accounts. So he got on another.

What happens now?


....I need to practice my story writing skills. and my noob skills. and everything else.
I didnt actually ask twinkle for permission to do this. but i did it anyways. :o