That is a rock.
That tall thing over there is a tree.
That wild rabid grotesque creature is called a Takis.
This is a blog.

What is a blog?
This is a blog.

This is a blog because It's what we blogsperts call 'blogly'. The term blogly is a used to define something informative, entertaining, or interesting.


Now, to begin my blogly blog of blogliness.

Ok, so what is a blog?
Or a better question, what is not a blog? Well I can tell you that now. A blog is NOT a story. A blog is NOT a poem. Stories are stories, and poems are poems, however, blogs remain blogs.
Always remember that poems and stories are not subsidiary to blogs.

On the other hand, I've seen many great blogs. A good type of blog is:
-Current Events (as long as it is informative).
-Inspiration (some poems and stories fit in this category, SELECT FEW)
-Satire or Comedy, my personal favourite. (some stories fall here, such as Waffle's stories)
-Failblogs, the greatest blogs ever created.
-Rants, the backbone of idiocracy.


Most (good) blogs you see here will fit into these five categories.


All poems and stories fit into these five categories:

-Crap
-Crapper
-Crappest
-Double Crap
-Squishy Crap

Thank you.

Just be sure that your blogs have NO speling mistakes in it.




Now to ruin your life with some poems I wrote especially for you.


"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I can't write poems,
...Die"


"A man was a-walkin' down a street,
When who of all people did he meet?
A man in blue, a man in white, a man named Dr. Ehoen-dwight.
He stared and he stared, till he could stare no more,
and under the moonlit night he said "Ten-Four!"
The man in the suit bounced up, bounced down, and a car ran over him, splat."

Thank you for reading my precious.

If you don't like my blog, you're sane.