Bill Cosby was having a very interesting conversation with Zoey about pudding pops. But the llama started to get hungry. It shook everyone around and its magical wings disappeared. The noobs who were too weak was holding on to the llamas tail, but unfortunately for them, the llama started farting.
"Here, having a pudding pop." Said Bill. The llama started going back on track. The noobs were getting horrified at this event. They were being left on a farting, pudding pop loving, time travelling llama!
The Noobs called for backup. It had a special name. It was called: "Sibr Party".

Meanwhile at a restaurant, there was an undiscovered mystery, that a noob was hanging about causing trouble. The team decided that they were going to kick that noobs ass.
Weegee was hiding under the table. He was getting hungry. He slithered across the floor to the staff room. The door was left half open, he slithered in.
There was a sink. Weegee grabbed a dirty fork, and crept out of the staff room and back under the table. When the customers wasn't looking, he peered his fork into a plate and shot it back down. He started eating. Weeeee decided to do the same, except he was scanning deserts.

HullBreach thought he saw something. Hull knew he had to be secretive! He shot his head up off the table, leaving it crashing. Then he started running across the room frantically, crashing into people and smushing food in peoples faces on the way. Then he saw the noob.

Back on the llama, things were getting desperate. The noobs were getting intelligent. They began pullimg on the llama and throwing stuff at it.
"Things are getting desperate" Said Zoey, eating her 6th pudding pop.
"It might be time to call them" Said Asparagus.
"No no, thats only for drastic measures, serious even." said Zoey.
"This is serious, we have noobs invading our llama. Before you know it, we'll be trapped in a pool of attention seeking morans."
Zoey agreed.
She called the Pancake army. Nobody could come up with a more mature, serious and awesome name than that.

Meanwhile at the restaurant, Hull, Weegee and Weeeee all found out the noobs hiding place. The most obvious place ever. The freezer.
Noobs would sometimes go in there, they would wait to be questioned, and they would say they are emo and they would freeze themselves. But not this time. Weeeee started pulling all the plugs out the back, then ripped all the cords out, and used it is a weapon. Weegee pulled out his fork, and used that as a weapon. HullBreach pulled out his pillow, and fell asleep.
"hi im a sexi femal nd i am very hot nd atractive, ad me" Said the noob.

Back on the llama, the pancake army had come. Jack10, one of the people in the army started shooting at the noobs with
interpreting bricks.
"You suck" Said one brick
"You smell" Said another
"You're dumb"
"You have no life"
"You're a skanky moran"
"I love you"
"You're a retard" Said more flying in.

Meanwhile in the restaurant, it turns out that the noob was actually an undercover flat faced magical unicorn. If the noobicorn and the llama met, there would be trauma all over the site, not like thats ever happened before.