Uhhhhh... I wanted to read this but it's too long and I'm too busy ;-;
Most males have to shampoo daily, I do or else my hair becomes extremely oily and if you try to straighten oily hair, well it doesn't work out. Also I use a lot of hairspray because I do my hair like Sam Llansing and Chris Dakota so I have to wash it everyday. It eould be nasty to leave hairspray in your hair.
Best way to get all the grease out is with fire.Can I do your hair like that Wafflez? XD