My stomach growled at me
I did not know why
For some reason it wanted apple pie

I dashed to the refrigerator
My stomach was racin'
I opened it up and saw that the pies were taken

I closed the refrigerator
My stomach was on a riot
I felt like a skinny pig on a 1 year diet

The store was open
Down I went
I saw the last apple pie
It was worth fifty cent

I ran to the aisle
I was fast as Tom Brady
The last pie was taken by some old lady

Grandma! Grandma!
Her grandson started cry
I dropped to the ground
As I was going to die

The Grandma thought
Man. What a poor guy
She randomly pulled out a knife as she started cutting the pie

She gave me a piece of her pie
It was an awesome treat
I'll see you later grandma
It's time to eat