Ponies may be big,
and ponies may be small.

But once you watch a My Little Pony episode, you`ve got to watch them all.

Those ponies are to me as a priest is to a follower.

I watch their magic and friendship and I myself feel I`m beginning to flower.

Now some say this addiction is wrong, but all I`m asking is that you listen to the theme song.

Once you get a taste, you`ll regret all that time gone to waste.

When you were studying, you could of been buddy-ing

With the only friends you need.
I`m not sure why not everyone loves these steeds.

They make you happy and they make you feel whole.
All that time watching them has no toll.

But why stop there, when you could buy them as dolls?
I myself have hundreds lined along my halls.

If I could I would join them in their fun,
and then at twilight wait again for the rising sun.

I never consider it an obsession, the oddness has never occurred to me.

I`m not normal to start with; I live with my mom and I`m only forty-three.

Well, I better go, my mom`s yelling for me.
Tonights dinner will be excellent- it consists of bread and spaghetti.