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HI
HOW ARE YA?
Have you ever wondered where baby carrots come from? WELL ILL TELL YOU WHAT!
It starts out in high school, where the daddy carrot and the mommy carrot meet
The mommy carrot throws a stapler at him so he'll notice, but he can't feel because he's just a carrot, ya know?
Then, they get together, then the daddy graduates and they never see each other again...
But then they meet up again at some sort of factory
Then the daddy goes "ey gurl weren't you in my high school" she goes "YA MAYNE!"
Then two months later, they get pregnant.
THEN, they have the baby at a carrot hospital
THEN. A giant hand comes through the roof at the hospitals nursery and takes the baby carrots.
The mommy and daddy carrots then sue the hospital and have 1000 more baby carrots at their home.
The giant hand sells then for $10 a piece, everyone though "AW HECK NAW" so the hand ate them all with his invisible mouth.
The end.


BanMan wanted to know how baby carrots are made. This is the truth.