So it was my idea to make BanMan and Waffle King to rap battle each other back in January 2015. I mean, who doesn't want to see two rivaling narcissists battle it out in a wit of words? Anyways, I made this blog in case one of them refuses to rap and also when there's a lack of blogs to feature. Send them in! New or bump some.

Epic Rap Battles of Small Traffic Websites!

BanMan! Versus... Waffle King!

Begin!

Waffle King:
Do you know who I am? I'm an Overlord of Paint
Hullbreach gave you your powers, I can take it away
Now you wanna fight me in a battle of rap?
All you're gonna get is slap
You can't do this yourself
You're a pathetic little whelp
I should permaban you for being a total epic fail
I won't. Instead, I'm gonna let you try
But be warned I'm gonna make you cry
You gonna regret you ever found SDK
After this, there won't be any luljk
So why don't you give up, BanMan?
Worship me and become my fan.

BanMan:
That's a nice little song
but you're doing it wrong
I actually know how to rhyme
but it's a waste of my time
You probably got Overlord
by begging on the floor
You're the one who's pathetic, Waffles
This is all for the lulz
You're not meant to wield this power
It should be mine
Instead you had to kiss someone's behind
Now why don't you step down and give me the crown
So I can turn this website around
You're the reason why this site is dead
You scared little kiddies and made them fled
Waffle, you're not awesome
You're SDK's biggest problem
Why don't you cancel your account already
before BanMan makes it heavy

Waffle King:
You what mate? We're just getting started
I think I hear your fanbase but really someone farted
BanMan, how many friends do you have on this site?
Let me take a guess. Zero, am I right?
You wanna know why?
You got too many things to hide!
You won't tell us your name
or even host a game
Tell me, who's behind that screen
a 40 year old virgin or some underage preteen
We know why you wear a mask
You're ugly, it's a fact
Don't worry BanMan. Even if you are trash
you can still play with us. Host us a game so rek you in Smash

But right now, I gotta remind you who's in charge here.
Look at the top screen. My name is blinking.
I mean what the heck are you thinking
I'm the true ruler of this site and you're just a scrub
You should perma yourself and go back to DSiHub


BanMan:
At least I got a life
I don't play Smash Bros day and night
You think you're an MLG
But have you played against Mew2King?
He'll rip you to shreds
In a second you're dead
Stop eating your Doritos
and listen to this hero
Look at your all blogs
It's like someone's homework, mangled by a dog
Do you even know how to write, Waffle?
Your blogs are awful!
The next time you write a blog and try to get it featured
Go to school and get it proofread by a teacher
While I'm at it, it's time I tell you the truth
We feature your blogs because we feel sorry for you
We hoped practice makes perfect
But turns out we were incorrect.
Your blogs just keeps on get worse and worse.
Why don't you give up now? You seem to be running out of words.


Waffle King:
Take a look at my badge for blog contest.
It shows my blogs are the best.
What have you written so far?
Nothing. You're just a tryhard.
BanMan, let face it. We both know who's superior here.
I have peasents and admins bowing down to me!
Your powers and existence sololy rely on my mercy.
I will make sure taking them will be the last thing you'll ever see.
I can take your powers but can you take mines?
No you can't. You can't even /kick my behind!
So how about it, Bansy? Why don't you forfeit?
I can end this nightmare, this torment.
Worship me as SDK's true king
I might give you powers, though I could be joking.


BanMan:
You don't seem to understand the meaning of quality over quantity.
You're repeating the same mistake just like back in 1983 with Atari.
And no, Waffle King. I will never bow down to you.
I refust to to listen to someone whose brain is miniscule.
Anyway, I'm getting tired of this so I'm bringing out the butthurt
Let me start off with your Mario shirt
Waffle, you won't get a woman with that
While you're a it, take off that fedora and wear a real hat
So you work at Gamestop?
Please Waffle. Get a higher paying job!
You need to make some real money
Or else you'll never get a honey
I warned you I'd make things heavy
You weren't prepared. You weren't ready
You underestimate my potential and talent
I knew this was a waste of my time, a time not well spent
Everyone here now knows the better rapper of SDK
I bid you adieu and a luljk.

Who won?
Who's next?

You decide!

Epic Rap Battles of Small Traffic Websites!