Hello, my soon-to-be, unworthy, foolish peasants. Today, I would like to inform you, if you are so stupidly blinded by ignorance that it isn't obvious to you already

That's right. No, no, I assure you, you read right. Fine, holy- if you must insist that your precious, deceiving eyes must not have seen correctly, you can go back and waste more of your pathetic-for-what-you-call-it life reading the words of the ultimately high and mighty. It's okay, I understand that I'm simply amazing and you all wish to be like me.

Anyway, about these plans... Being such an amazing leader to all of you, I've decided that I will keep you up-to-date on my current progress and future plans from time to time.

I am your future master. Basically, for all you idiots out there, this means I am currently striving towards world domination. You may as well bow yout shameful, insignificant headdown to me right now since it's going to happen sooner or later. Let me give you a heads up, better sooner than later. Well, unless you enjoy the punishment. Then again, I can just throw you into some ocean.

I am taking over the world, and you can't stop me. I am better than everyone and everything. You should all be scared, I show no mercy. I will get whatever I want, whenever I want it, and I will get it from you. Consider all of you belongings mine.

Aww, you're offering me your cute wife/husband? Of course, I deserve everything. Free chocolate? How sweet. Your heads, your lives, your freedom... Yes, yes thanks for giving them to me, since of course, they are lessg than a spec of dust in my presence. Specs pile up though.

I just wanted you all to be aware that yes, I am coming, and I am coming for you. I assure you, abide by my rules and whatever I say, and you'll be ay-okay.

Please take this into consideration before you try to defy the almighty, most powerful.

I show no mercy.
An informative message from your new almost conquerer,
Sarah