You whippersnappers have been running and ruining this place for too long. My vintage self will learn you a thing or two about life. *shakes cane*
1. Stay off my lawn!
2. You'll have to talk up because my feeble ears can't hear you.
3. Stop yelling at me!
4. In my shop, there are no windows, so stop window shopping and buy something already!
5. Yes, my products are a steal - if you mean in my favor.
6. Is anything on sale? Yes, my double-priced items are currently 40% off.
7. Cranky Kong is a fine young lad.
8. Stay off my lawn!
Also, Is it okay if i look a teeny tiny bit closer at your stuff? I used to always get forgery from a fox who's enemies with a brown raccoon, and I don't want it to happen again.