As some of you may know, about a month ago Disney released a new animated movie. You might have heard of it; it's known as Zootopia. Well, I'm here to tell you that you're wrong. Zootopia was a working title that was leaked early, nothing more than that. The real title is Furries: The Movie. They wanted to call it Zootopia because of the wide variety of furries involved, but decided against it due to the word being too similar to 'utopia', meaning a perfect civilization or city, which the film clearly does not take place in.

The story, which is also quite misunderstood, (we'll go over that later) takes place mainly in the huge megagopolis known as Yiff City, so named because of all the yiffing that takes place. It is truly terrifying just how much the residents get it on. They pay no attention to who or what they do, or how they do it. This is the cause of the story's root: severe overpopulation.

The story starts of innocently enough, but as soon as the main character, some chick with deformed legs and a rabbit suit, leaves her home, which is basically inhabited by one big family who love inhaling each others' carrots, things start to get hairy. Well. Hairier. She immediately boards a huge train and rides it with several other furries, and then proceeds to dismount it only be forced to wear a tiny little (meter) maid outfit and give her services to over two hundred people, before noon. In other words, a lot of furries pay a lot of money.

She soon meets the other main character, but nobody really gives a fox about that orange canine wannabe. Anyways, they go all over the city, spaying and neutering everything in sight. Because of this, a lot of furries get angry, and when a furry is angry, they are described as having gone 'savage'. So now they have to clean up after a bunch of sterile, savage, furries. This goes on until the aforementioned unimportant fox-furry is neutered by our deformed, bunny-eared antihero. Basically he mauls her and blood goes everywhere.

Absolutely nothing of any note happens after this, so we can describe this as being the end of the movie.

All in all, it's not a bad movie. It gives the world an idea of the furry lifestyle, after all.