To whom it may concern,

Lauren Kelly ("jsa" wishes to inform the people of the SDK Community that any and all assertions and/or allegations made by *cough*certain members*cough*, previously or in the future, that I am an 'evil communist' and/or a dictator and/or that creepy guy outside your house and/or David Cameron and/or an evil mastermind and/or a trained assassin and/or Bill Gates and/or an evil wizard and/or Bill Cipher and/or Microsoft and/or an arms / narcotics dealer and/or your conscience and/or an actual muffin (sorry v.v) and/or the Messiah and/or Satan (or manifestation thereof) are entirely untrue.

Have a nice day, and remember kids, make cakes, not war. (^o^)



(fun fact: that's been a saying of mine for years, hence my avatar, a happy muffin in a sash. if muffins were politicians the world would be a better place, if a bit /crumblier/.)