Hey, my name is Issac and I LOVE spy movies. The vent-crawling... the missions... All of it is pure gold. I just wish it'd happen to me.
While I was eating my dinner, i hear a firm knock on the door. As usual i think it's the mail man, because when i was about 9 my parents convinced me spies weren't real. (yes it took a while don't judge me.)
I opened the door and this huge.. 6"5 dude in a black suit with sunglasses looked down at me. I felt stupid and short,yet awesome and badass at the same time!
My parents looked at me and looked at him. Twice. They had the nerve to say,"What'd he do."
That dude dodged the question like a motha flipping bullet and said, " I'm James H. Chargier. Your son has been qualified to go to a camp called 'Sedun'"
Now at first i was confusedly confuzzled but then i realized that Sedun was Nudes spelled backwards so, I hoped that there were girls there.
My parents weren't a fan of me so they immediately asked," How long does he have to pack?" "However long he needs" James said. " " THREE SECONDS!" both my parents said simultaneously.
They went to get spare suitcases that they had with my clothes from about a year ago that are probably all dark blue, black or white too-tight shirts and a bunch of jeans.
"Here ya go Mr...Chargier?" "Yes thank you. C'mon son. We have lots of things ahead.