Based on a possibly true story of a member. Or not. Never confirmed though.

Twas a seemingly normal day.
I work my hours for my biweekly pay.

For you see, I work at a celluar store.
Suddenly, my manager ordered me to the upper floor.

I turn to him and say "Why?" I inquire.
He responds, "More Inventory we require."

I complied and took to the stairs.
As I ascend, I feel a change in the air.

Upon arrival, I felt a refreshing breeze.
Despite this, I somehow felt unease.

The upper floor usually blazes with sweltering heat.
The wind sings in the room as I feel my heartbeat.

"Did someone open the window?"
I searched around for more info.

Nay, not a window was released.
However, a door was open to the east.

"Did we have an intruder?"
I followed the door used by the alleged looter.

As I exit, the sun pierced my eyes.
I took a moment to recomprise.

There was no one in sight.
It was windy and the sun was bright.

I walked near the edge and admired the view.
However, I felt something moved under my shoe.

I felt like I was sinking.
Was the floor beneath me thinning?

Then without warning, I fell.
The floor gave way, sending me to hell.

As I fall, I reflected upon my life in flash.
After a couple moments, this peril ended with a crash.

I was surrounded by cellular merchandise.
I survived and avoided my untimely demise.

However, I was in so much pain.
I think I hit my head and injured my brain.

My manager was shocked and called the ambulance.
Involuentarily, I believe I may have soiled my pants.



Indeed I fell through the roof.
With a painful thud, I uttered an "Oof".
It was quite wack.
I ruptured every disk in my back.
I was just a lad.
Now I'm far glad.