OH EMM GEE!! ITS SANTA!!

tell Santa what you want for Christmas...but it has to be the most random, stupid, pointless thing you can think of


Example: Dear Santa...I WANT TO RUN NAKKID IN JUSTIN BEIBER'S HOUSE!! (Trolololololo)

5 Cats for 5 Deuch Marks at arby's

I WNT A TBLE MDE OUT OF CHESE AND A CHIR MDE OWT OF CHEEZ ND I WNT A TLET MDE OUT OF CHESE!

[3 days later]

ND I WNT THT SOP OPRA DVD! ND I WNT...

Santa: GET THIS KD AWAY FROM ME!!

Giving up doesn't always mean your weak. Sometimes it means your just strong enough to let go.

Dear Santa,

I WANT JACOB BLACK TOOOO....DAI!!! MUWAHAHAHAHA!!

5 Cats for 5 Deuch Marks at arby's

*Justin Bieber

Giving up doesn't always mean your weak. Sometimes it means your just strong enough to let go.

TROLOLOLOL :3

5 Cats for 5 Deuch Marks at arby's

LOLOLOLORT

Giving up doesn't always mean your weak. Sometimes it means your just strong enough to let go.

I WANT A LADY GAGA MADE OWT OF CHEESE!!

5 Cats for 5 Deuch Marks at arby's

Dear santa,


For christmas this year, I would like A live hand grenade that explodes into apples and can end world peace with a unicorn touch to it.

Former BBmin and Gamemin.

Dear Santa,
I want chocolate pedobears! Millions and millions of chocolate pedobears!

Throwback to my cringey emo phase.

OHMYGAWD, SANTAAAA!

♪Free Hugs!

OO EMM GEE!! I WANTS A PEDOBEAR....AND I WOULD CALL IT "Fluffy" :3

♪ITS PEANUTBUTTER JELLY TIME!!♪

i want a LEN KAGAMINE MADE OF CHEEEZ!!

5 Cats for 5 Deuch Marks at arby's

Dear Santa,

I would like to see someone famous like Justin Bieber to jump out a window that's 2000 feet off the ground and somehow get back through the window unharmed. It would also be interesting to see someone else famous like Rebecca Black to go on one of those dangerous rollercoasters that has a good percentage of dying yet come back alive.

genius isn't everything

dear santa, i wish for 1 robot for every human on earth. When he arvives, make him dance like rick ashly (or whatever his name is) with a giant speaker attached that plays never gonna give you up.

WORLD WIDE RICKROLLS! o3o

im such a trolololololololol

I'll be back every now and then

First, I would punch Santa in the tummy cause he breaks into ma house every year and steals my milk & cookies. :*
Second, I really want a USB headset. :!

Dear Santa,
Ever heard of Jenny Craig? Just saying.
<3 from Whale.

I don't have anything intelligent to say.

Dear Santa,

This year for Christmas I'd be very grateful if I got a real Ciel Phantomhive, Len Kagamine, Piko Utatane, Roxas, Sora, Dark Mousy, Daisuke Niwa, Tadase Hotori, Ikuto Tsukiyomi, Syaoran, and Yuki Sohma. Also, give Zatsune a Russia and say it's from Piko.

With all respect,
Lana.

memento mori if the nineth lion ate the sun

Dear Santa,
I want you to give back ALL of the Christmas cookies that you so rudely stole from me. They were a sacrafice for the magical cookie god, not for you D:

I desperately want to purge this page because it's cringy but I'll keep it for the memory.

DEAR SANTA I WANNA USE THE COOKIES FOR MY CATS WEDDING RETIRMENT CLOTHS
Xd trollolol idk anymore XD

We have to make mistakes in order to learn to fix our mistakes

The distinguished ChibiWaffle spake:

Santa is the best dad ever

OH YEAH SANTA DAD

We have to make mistakes in order to learn to fix our mistakes