[color=red]Problem[/color]→[color=green]Solution[/color]

The rules are simple, you give a solution to the previous person's problem then state your own problem.

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EXAMPLE:
Person 1: Problem:My car wont start
Person 2:Solution:Turn the key to start it Problem: I cant figure out this math problem
Person 3: Solution:the answer is fish I lost the game

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I'll start
Problem: My grass won't grow

Soultion: Water It
Problem:My Dawg Wont Eat

OFWGKTA

solution: check to see if he's alive

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problem: theres nothing good on tv

Soultion:Play on Handhelp System
Problem:I Dont Feel Hot Anymo lol Jk Bt Answer

OFWGKTA

Solution: Check your tempature.

Problem: My arm is missing and I need it to type.

Don't argue with idiots because they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Solution: Play Wii.

Problem: I broke my TV.

PEN PEN PEN PENS!

Solution: First, put it in a zip lock bag. Next, put it under your car tire. Last, roll over it with your car.

Problem: My door just farted.

Row row row your boat gently down the stream. Push the n00bs out of the boat and watch them as they scream.

soltion: find an antidote

problem: i crashed my car

When you burn 3 fingers at once you learn to not care as much

Solution: Uncrash it.

Problem: I have The Lion King songs stuck in my head.

I don't have anything intelligent to say.

WATCH CHUCK NORRIS MOVIES

I derped

I'll be back every now and then

Solution: Then get a herp for your derp.

Problem: My sister thinks she can sing, I tell her she can't sing for crap but she doesn't believe me and she says I'm jealous.

I don't have anything intelligent to say.

solution: you are jealous. cut open her throat.

problem: i'mhavn't breathed in100 years, i'm stone cold and always walk in slow motion... not sure what i am

Where there is light, there is always darkness.

Solution: Throw it out and buy a new one.

Problem: SpongeBob won't eat his pineapple house.

I promise you'll be disappointed.

Solution- Still, buy a new one

Problem - I cant my headphones and i have no money

How can you forgive if you can't forget?

chocolate


my parakeet is dead

good friends dont let u do crazy stuff...ALONE

Solution: Get another one that looks exactly the same.

Problem: My dog says meow.

I don't have anything intelligent to say.

Solution: Embrace the oddness!

Problem: The cake is a pie.

memento mori if the nineth lion ate the sun

Solution: Go steal some money!

Problem: Im stuck with a bunch of idiots.

Goodbye my only friend - Oh, did you think I meant you?

Get a crazy chicken

You suck.

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Solution: Run around and randomly lick someones cheek.

Problem: My butt hurts.

I don't have anything intelligent to say.