Waiter, there's a _______ in my soup.

Well it remotely resembles soup. :L

Waiter! There's a Taco in my soup!! D:

Don't argue with idiots because they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

what kind of taco? : P

THERES A NYAN CAT RUNNING ON MY SOUP!

I'll be back every now and then

I think it looks cute, actually! ^_^

Waiter, my soup isn't a soup. It's a hamburger.

Didn't you order the hamburger special but we must of forgot the soup.

Waiter, why are you in my soup?

When you burn 3 fingers at once you learn to not care as much

Do you mind?! I'm trying to take a bath here! *slaps you in the face, then continues to wash my hair.*

Waiter, there's Yo Momma in my soup.

Throwback to my cringey emo phase.

Get out.

waiter, theres a rat in my soup

Love is Evil.

I was wondering what the exterminator did with those used mouse traps. o-o'

Waiter, there's a baby in my soup.

Throwback to my cringey emo phase.

W, ta troll face ims.

I'll be back every now and then

TOO BAD! >:U

Waiter, your hand is in my soup.

Throwback to my cringey emo phase.

oh yeah...i 4got to fix. must have climed in..YOINK!

I'll be back every now and then

Well, you did order the TROLOLOL FAIL soup special. :l

Waiter, excuse me...But there is a large fire breathing metball wearing a birthday hat IN MY SOUP.

4/5 People suffer from diarrhea. Does that mean the other enjoys it?

Darn it, I thought we got all of them last time. *stabs meatball violently with a pen.*

Waiter, there's a hair ball in my soup.

Throwback to my cringey emo phase.

didnt you want the hairy special waiter theres a gir in my soup

I'm not saying your FAT!but i know 5 ridiculously fat people,and you 3 of them

Darn it Gir for the last time! Get outta there and go eat your muffin on a stick!

Waiter, MysticalZoey is in my soup.

Throwback to my cringey emo phase.

Bandage. :!

Oops, I thought I was missing something..... o-o'

Waiter, your mom is in my soup.

Throwback to my cringey emo phase.

But you orderered your mom special.

Waiter, there's a boat in my soup.

If anyone takes this seriously, I've found a new job. (Miiverse story thing)

I was wondering where that boat valet parked it!

Waiter, there's a $1,000,000 bill in my soup.

Throwback to my cringey emo phase.

I thought you wanted to be rich!

Waiter, my soup is alive.

If anyone takes this seriously, I've found a new job. (Miiverse story thing)

*Stabs soup violently*

Waiter, the stern of the R.M.S. Titanic is in my soup.

Throwback to my cringey emo phase.