1,000 Ways to die in Halo

1. Shot by a rocket
2. killed by the orcale
3. killed by truth
4. splatterd
5. killed while jacking a vehicle
6. ticking off the wild life in reach
7. head on colision course while in a vehicle
8. standing in the scorpions turrent
9. killed by a suicide grunt
10. killed by an over charged spartan shield

History is written by liars just because somebody writes it down and calls it history doenst make it history

11. Trying to get a Revenant to stop at the crossroads.
12. Miss platform with jet pack.
13. Backfrag yourself
14. Headshot with sniper rifle.
15. Forgetting to lock your altitude in a Falcon

Two fails don't make a win... and three fails don't either. So no thinking about it kiddies xD

16. Run in front of a dude with the alien sword.
17. Run in front of a dude with the hammer.
18. Try to battle those really big guys without grenades.
19. Talk crap in the Matchmaking lobby.
20. Get slattered from a Bungie, Ghost, Mongoose, etc.

trying a rocket jump

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