The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim

No no, it would be a bit more like Merry C-ow! (lol) Geting a bit off topic... :P

As I lay in my bed and look up at the sky, I thought to myself... Where the heck is the ceiling!?

The distinguished Nickyyy spake:

No no, it would be a bit more like Merry C-ow! (lol) Geting a bit off topic...

How? Arrow to the knee is so Skyrim.

I'm not giving him cake! I'm assaulting him with cake!

When I get skyrim I will buy a horse, and from that moment on I can say that I own a horse without the intentions of trolling. :D

If you join the dark brotherhood and complete their missions, they give an epical horse at some point :3

As I lay in my bed and look up at the sky, I thought to myself... Where the heck is the ceiling!?

The distinguished SythaX spake:

I LIEK SUMMONIN' DOOL SWORDS AND KILLIN' PEOPLE TO GET DERE SOWLS.

Noob Translation: I like summoning duel swords and killing people to get there souls

Lol thats boss

Pain is just weakness exiting the body.

Where is the mages guild? And on the map that comes with the game, what are those little red 'x's for? There not for the standing stones, theres too many. And I've been too lazy to go there.

Just because you don't know me doesn't mean I don't know you...

The mages guild is in Winterhold. You can quickly get there by going to any stabbles and take the carriage. It doesn't cost much :P Or you could travel there by foot/horse. As for the red X's... I'm not sure.

As I lay in my bed and look up at the sky, I thought to myself... Where the heck is the ceiling!?

The distinguished Emo-Prince spake:

Where is the mages guild? And on the map that comes with the game, what are those little red 'x's for? There not for the standing stones, theres too many. And I've been too lazy to go there.

Google: Skyrim red x's

Goodbye.

Power smithing over 150 iron daggers, +6 LVLs!!!! +60 Smithing!!!! Then make some Ebony armour and helm! Those look EPIC btw. And I upgraded them to Epic too!

Just because you don't know me doesn't mean I don't know you...

Oh, BEST way to deal MASSIVE damage with dual swords is to use Elemental fury. It makes you attack insanely fast. Add the speed perk in One-handed, armour to increase damage delt by one-handed weapons, over 200 stamina, and stamina potions, you can deal tons of damage. Dragonslaying becomes 100% easier. I'm using my awesome Skyforge Steel Sword(EPIC) and my Ebony sword(Exquisite). I defeted Alduin in under 15 seconds. I'm a lvl 29, 67? one-handed, and 190 health. WIN

Just because you don't know me doesn't mean I don't know you...

The distinguished Emo-Prince spake:

Oh, BEST way to deal MASSIVE damage with dual swords is to use Elemental fury. It makes you attack insanely fast. Add the speed perk in One-handed, armour to increase damage delt by one-handed weapons, over 200 stamina, and stamina potions, you can deal tons of damage. Dragonslaying becomes 100% easier. I'm using my awesome Skyforge Steel Sword(EPIC) and my Ebony sword(Exquisite). I defeted Alduin in under 15 seconds. I'm a lvl 29, 67? one-handed, and 190 health. WIN

OH YA. I tea bag dragons.UJELLY?

Goodbye.

I'm a level 37 High Elf. I'm a mage. So far I'm the archmage of the mage college (did that at level 16), a member of the bards college, the companions, a canibal, a vampire (kinda sucks, but i'll keep it for a while longer)., umm idk what else. Sooner or later i'll join the theives guild and dark brother hood. I'd become leader of the companions but i don't wana be a ware wolf. I have six or seven deadra artifacts.

I mostly use conjuration (got a 100 in it). I have apartner who is a mage andshe sumons creatures too. So i summon two demora lords (a perk) and she sumons somthing, which will give me 4 things/people besides me running around. all i gota do is sit and watch. but i'll help too (have a 80 something in destruction and decent in restoration and alteration) I have 530 magica. 150 hp.. lol.

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.

cool :P

I plan on training my mage skillz soon. I'm probably going to end up as an overall-type of chatacter :3

As I lay in my bed and look up at the sky, I thought to myself... Where the heck is the ceiling!?

Once I sumon my two Demora Lords and my partner sumons one of her astraches (spell fail) all I got to do is sit and watch. However I have spells to perminatly summon a astrach, I sumon my demora lords instead. I think they're stronger.

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.

Have any of you done the invisable chest? Seatch it on youtube it contains a crapload of awesome stuff.

People sometimes need to break rules to help a friend who hurts.

My friend said there was a chest with unlimited items or something along those lines. It was suposedly intentionaly put in game.

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.

The distinguished Mavric spake:

Have any of you done the invisable chest? Seatch it on youtube it contains a crapload of awesome stuff.

Seatch? /spellfail :D

Goodbye.

The distinguished Kion127 spake:

My friend said there was a chest with unlimited items or something along those lines. It was suposedly intentionaly put in game.

I used to have freinds....but then I took an arrow to the knee XD

Goodbye.

spell fail. fziling to spell is my life. The chest items also varies by level.

People sometimes need to break rules to help a friend who hurts.

Skyrim is only fun to people who have never played World of Warcraft before, and who can easily amuse themselfs by rolling 1000 cheese wheels down the cliff by tweaking the code untill the game crashes. its a complete rip-off of WoW. tried it, and just wasnt as fun.

I'll be back every now and then