But in all seriousness, to answer what I think you're hinting at: when you choose to accept a mission, it should appear under your "My Info". Then you merely do as the description says to finish the mission (dispelling your mission status) which automatically produces the reward. Sometimes the system does glitch so that you don't get any reward, but if you keep moving around and doing more missions, it can be bypassed.
Also, the headhunters are officially on strike, giving out free fuel coupons to replace creds, and the tasks they administer are actually small parts in a larger plot to relegate the galaxy into a feudal system.