Tautoverbs

A simple way of describing it is you take cliché proverbs and change them to be more realistic yet humorous.

Example: A bird in the bush is worth two in the hand because free range is more expensive.

OR

No news is no news.

Hate is such a weak emotion

apples fall far from trees

I'll be back every now and then

This thread sucks. (am i doing it right?)

I don't have anything intelligent to say.

The distinguished WhaleFreak spake:

This thread sucks. (am i doing it right?)

No, you have to say a common proverb in a more realistic way.

Hate is such a weak emotion

If life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic.

Black holes suck.

Fall down 6 times, get back up 6.

I'll be back every now and then

If life gives you lemons, eat them.

THIS IS SPARTAAA! No, its Rome, idiot. -.-

If life gives you lemons, burn someones eye out.

I'll be back every now and then

When you do it for lulz and didn't lol, you lost your mind.

My head's under water, but I'm breathing fine.You're crazy and I'm out of my mind...♪