Yo-mamma jokes

this isnt very nice =_=

You ask for evidence, dwell in passing sentiments, while we bask in eminence

Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the the house

I'll be back every now and then

Yo mamma so fat when she stepped on a scale it said "One at a time please"

Yo mamma so fat and stupid when you said it's chilli outside she ran out with a bowl and spoon.


What'stye differents beetween your mom and a horse? One is 200 pounds and your mom is a horse.


Yo mamma is so ugly she made onions cry.


Yo mamma's so fat when she went to the beach the whales started singing "We are family, all my brothers sisters and me!"


I'll have to think of more later...... :l

If any of you remember me, I've changed a lot. Sorry for all the immaturity.

Yo mamma is so fat, the whole movie mission immposible is getting around her.

If any of you remember me, I've changed a lot. Sorry for all the immaturity.

Yo mama so fat that when she jumped on a crack, she created the grand canyon.

I'll be back every now and then

Lol, Darmani.

If any of you remember me, I've changed a lot. Sorry for all the immaturity.