Weird Japanese Pokemon Names

Post the weirdest Japanese Pokémon names. Example: Umbreon(English) is known as 'Blacky' in Japan. That's the translation.

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Abra is "Casey", Magmar is "Boober", Gardevoir is "Sirknight", Beldum is "Dumbber", and Minccino is "Chillarmy."
Item names are really interesting too.

Ow! Ow! Ow!!! Watch where you're goin'! You just hit Maple, the Great Witch Syrup's apprentice!

Holy moly, someone posted! Yeah... I had a good one a minute ago...

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Geodude is 'Snowball' which is funny because his Polédex entry says that Geoduelde was used by kids to throw in snowball fights, ouch!

Also. Snorlax's Japanese name is the nickname of one of the Game Freak workers because he was so hungry that he ate mouldy food from the staff fridge. Gross!!

Go with a hunch, of a man, who's brain is fuled by LEMONS!

But... Geodude are ROCKS! Whaaaaat? xD

That's hilarious.

Charon's Japanese name is Pluto. xD

Moltres is simply called "Fire". LOL

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