[color=green]Official SDK Vending Machine[/color]

A bullet shoots out and kills you.

I insert Saubes into the VM.

An old user who's long since lost their old account. Man, can't believe this site's still kicking.

Michael Jackson leaps out and uses his Official Illuminati Memory Eraser, then moonwalk-dance-things away.

I insert a sock monkey. :3

Ow! Ow! Ow!!! Watch where you're goin'! You just hit Maple, the Great Witch Syrup's apprentice!

Out pops a normal Flygon.

I insert whoever's reading this.

An old user who's long since lost their old account. Man, can't believe this site's still kicking.

A bull pops out.
I insert my plans for World Dominacion in the VM.

no

A grammaratically corrected World *Domination plan pops out.

I insert an X/Y gamestop exclusive poster. :D

Ow! Ow! Ow!!! Watch where you're goin'! You just hit Maple, the Great Witch Syrup's apprentice!

You recieve a Pokemon Z and Y GameGo non-exclusive poster

I insert a pepsi into the VM.

An old user who's long since lost their old account. Man, can't believe this site's still kicking.

Out comes nothing. Guess it was thirsty.

I put in an Snoop Lion CD.

Ow! Ow! Ow!!! Watch where you're goin'! You just hit Maple, the Great Witch Syrup's apprentice!

You get a Li'l Wayne CD.

I put a sock monkey into the VM :3

Even though the language is different, the music is the same.

Out comes a Frowneer.

I put a supersized sock monkey named Maxx in :3

Ow! Ow! Ow!!! Watch where you're goin'! You just hit Maple, the Great Witch Syrup's apprentice!

You get Justin Beiber. (We're screwed)

Crams an over-sized bag of tacos into the machine.

(I love BB games)

IM AM GAWD.

(Me too ^.^)

An empty bag pops out.

I stuff a dead rat into the VM.

Even though the language is different, the music is the same.

Out blasts a bunch of corrosive cat blood and a furball.

I put a sheet of blank paper into the VM.

Even though the language is different, the music is the same.

You get a hat a big gun.

I attempt to stuff myself into the VM.

IM AM GAWD.

BAH Y U DO DIS POPS...
Ignore the one meant for Nex's

You get a Wii, Wii U, Dsi, and 3Ds.

I attempt to stuff myself into the machine.

IM AM GAWD.

You get gummy bears.
I put a troll in the VM.

no

You get a ban hammer.

I insert my fist of great justice into the VM.

IM AM GAWD.

You get nothing back. I hope the VM enjoys its meal.

I insert an ERROR

An old user who's long since lost their old account. Man, can't believe this site's still kicking.

404
[a]ITEM NOT FOUND[/a]

I insert 14 blocks of obsidian and a flint and steel.

IM AM GAWD.

You get a fireball.

I put in a random piece of cloth into the VM.

Even though the language is different, the music is the same.

A mountain pops out.

I insert an AE86 into the VM.

Kazuma-kuuuun~