[color=green]Official SDK Vending Machine[/color]

$30,000 worth of silver pops out.
I put a cameraman in the VM.

no

A camera comes out.

I squirt chocolate syrup into the VM.

Even though the language is different, the music is the same.

Strawberry syrup squirts out and ruins your dress.

I put a dirty diaper in the machine.

Clean diapers come out.

I stuff a dictionary into the VM.

Even though the language is different, the music is the same.

A "nerd" pops out.
I put a stuffed dog in the VM.

no

Nothing comes back out. :l

I put a shark into the VM.

Kazuma-kuuuun~

Shark fin soup comes out! D:

I put a piece of broken glass into the VM.

Even though the language is different, the music is the same.

A window pane comes out.

I crawl into the VM.

Kazuma-kuuuun~

Your shoe comes out.

I put in the rabbit with the clockwatch from Alice in Wonderland.

Even though the language is different, the music is the same.

The red queen comes out and shouts, "Off with her head!"

I put a VM into the VM.

(we're on the bb at the same time again, tamtam)

Kazuma-kuuuun~

:/

A smaller VM comes out of the VM.

In goes an autographed baseball.

Even though the language is different, the music is the same.

Out comes Babe Ruth. :o

I put my brother into the VM.

Kazuma-kuuuun~

Out comes a girl version of your brother. Ooh, you now have a sister!

In goes an old computer.

Even though the language is different, the music is the same.

Out comes a brand new Toshiba.

I put nothing into the VM.

Kazuma-kuuuun~

You get nothing.

I put in some toenail clippings.

Even though the language is different, the music is the same.

A tank comes out. :U

I put put put put put put put put put put put

Kazuma-kuuuun~

You get chewed-up gum. Wow, real nice.

I put in $20,000 into the VM. It better gimme something good! >:I

Even though the language is different, the music is the same.

Out comes a beat up old Volkswagen. :x

I put in a $5 bill.

Kazuma-kuuuun~

You get a milion-dollar cheque :0

I splatter some red paint into the VM.

Even though the language is different, the music is the same.

Waitwaitwait, I got a wha?

A brick wall comes out.

I put facebook into the VM.

Kazuma-kuuuun~