[color=green]Official SDK Vending Machine[/color]

Your picture comes out. O.O

I put a balloon into the VM.

Even though the language is different, the music is the same.

A cloud of dust poofs back out.

I put a nail into the VM.

Kazuma-kuuuun~

A toe pops out.
I put a painting in the VM.

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A paint brush shoots out and hits you in the eye!

I put a small, blue pill into the VM.

Kazuma-kuuuun~

A same pill comes out, all melted.

I dump some clay into the VM.

Even though the language is different, the music is the same.

A tree comes out.

I put a playstation into the VM.

Kazuma-kuuuun~

A Xbox pops out.

I put a pink backpack in the vm.

A dictionary comes back out.

I put a Ford Taurus into the VM.

Kazuma-kuuuun~

A car with a bull inside pops out. ;)
I put my brother in the VM. xD

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Nothing comes back out.

I put some skittles into the VM.

Kazuma-kuuuun~

A rainbow pops out.
I put some hard candy glass in the VM.

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Out pops a mini-explosion of sugar.

I rip out a page from a library book and crumple it into the VM.

Even though the language is different, the music is the same.

I pop out and yell, "That page had a family! A paper family! D:"

I put a VM into the VM.

Kazuma-kuuuun~

A VM comes out.

I put a train into the VM.

I'm back, I guess. Whatever.

A toy train comes out.

I put a shoe I found stuck in a tree into the VM.

Even though the language is different, the music is the same.

A bone comes out.

I put a bone in the VM.

I'm back, I guess. Whatever.

A zombie pops out.
I put a squeaky shoe. >.< (Can't ressist the noise).

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You "put a squeaky shoe" gives me nothing to lead with.

I put a dictionary into the VM with "TO SCREECHING FLARE WITH MY REGARDS" stenciled on the front.

Kazuma-kuuuun~

↑(Thanks...)A bear pops out.
I put a teacup in the VM.

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A waffle comes back out.

I pour motor oil into the VM.

Kazuma-kuuuun~