Bulletin Boards - Thread: Yo mama jokes

By CaLiGoOnZ (901)
On 29 Mar 2010 20:22

yo mama is so fat, she passed my house and i couldnt see the sun for 3 days

I'm no hero, the real heros won't be comming home.

By Unforgettable (851)
On 29 Mar 2010 20:36

Ehh...Not funni -.-

“It may not mean anything to you, But try to hear me through, You're beautiful”(:

By Zuperzonic (1207)
On 29 Mar 2010 20:37

Yo mamma is like Wal-Mart, shes open 24/7 o.o'

Say Whaa???

By Mr. Lord Zeus (103)
On 29 Mar 2010 21:14

Yo mama so poor she put a milkshake on laway :*

King.

By alliecat8d (469)
On 29 Mar 2010 22:25

Yo momma so fat she walked in wearing high heels and came out in flipflops

everything I touch turns to fail.

By Firestar (263)
On 29 Mar 2010 23:29

yo mama's so stupid she tried to hide in a corner of a circle

Kik: Fabiano1027

By i8cherrys (2)
On 29 Mar 2010 23:39

Yo mama's so stupid, when she heard of the state New Mexio, she though the Mexicans had fully invaded.

I'm late because I got stuck in my closet looking for Narnia.

By WILDMAN (154)
On 30 Mar 2010 06:20

your mama so stupid that she sold her car 4 gas money

Life isnt fun unless your a atleast a little crazy

By qwertyq2 (77)
On 30 Mar 2010 07:22

ur moms a goat. (soory thats another inside joke)

Well this is a funny little box.

By DarKneS (170)
On 30 Mar 2010 13:00

yo mam sooo fat scietists had to take her out of THE UNIVERSE just so everyone could have an inch of breathing room

Here's the pecking order: it goes YOU, the ROCKS, the WORMS,GOD,Mr.Ben-Ben's SHOES , then MR.BEN-BEN.

By Mr Gurgles (245)
On 30 Mar 2010 13:05

yo mama so fat!, that when she goes out in a yellow coat people shout TAXI!

of course they would! my mom is a taxi driver

I am a pacifist which means i will PASS A FIST through your face

By Mr Gurgles (245)
On 30 Mar 2010 13:07

my favourite yo mama joke:
your mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the super bowl

I am a pacifist which means i will PASS A FIST through your face

By Justin96 (599)
On 30 Mar 2010 19:42

Yo momma so fat when she got on an airplane it turned ti a submarine.

By DarKneS (170)
On 30 Mar 2010 20:49

yo mama so stupid she got locked in walmart and starved

Here's the pecking order: it goes YOU, the ROCKS, the WORMS,GOD,Mr.Ben-Ben's SHOES , then MR.BEN-BEN.

By HullBreach (869)
On 31 Mar 2010 00:28

Yo mama so fat she has to use 2 motorized carts at WalMart.

Yo dada has such big moobs that I thought he was yo mama.

Yo mama so hairy that chimps get bored picking for lice.

I'm predestined to have free will.

By MetalHeart (1172)
On 31 Mar 2010 04:56

Yo mom so fat..she on both sides of the family!

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By FallenAngel (269)
On 31 Mar 2010 13:59

Yo mama so hairy, the only language she speaks, is WOOKIE. O-O

It's rare if you get me to like you but if I do, I'll be sure to treat you right and forever get a smile on your face.

By JABINATOR (88)
On 02 Apr 2010 19:02

XDXD HULL

You Have Been Jabinated ?_?

By SWEDENdud (121)
On 05 Apr 2010 03:23

You mama is so fat. So when she farts she causes a global warming, yo!

Understanding the meening of life has two ways, one following it and the second understanding it

By Annie01 (1320)
On 01 May 2010 15:28

Yo mama so fat when she jumps 2012 happens.

Yo mama is so stupid when yo dada said it was chilly outside yo mama grabbed a spoon

I'm back :O