discuss dumb stuff

mayo man

I’m going to make your last living moments absolutely beautiful!

Yo imagine a watermelon except the stripes went side-to-side instead of up-and-down

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The distinguished GuiedGui spake:

Yo imagine a watermelon except the stripes went side-to-side instead of up-and-down

No-no, He's got a point.

if a thought goes unspoken, does that erase it?

Broooo imagine eating mac-and-cheese without the habaneros. Wait, that'd just remove the mushy texture and everything would be crunchy...

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The distinguished blackdragon spake:

Eww

Found the uncultured one

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Problem: ants rarely scout by themselves

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The distinguished Tora-Kokoro spake:

Amputating Mike Wazowski's legs would be the same as beheading him.

Does Mike Wazowski have a beard or pubic hair?

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This one's a thinker, isn't it

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The distinguished Tora-Kokoro spake:

When there's an earthquake, coffins become underground maracas

Unusually morbid.

The B key on a full-sized QWERTY is equally far from F and J, so it doesn't matter which hand you use to type it

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The distinguished Tora-Kokoro spake:

Damn it Gui, now I have to pick a hand to type it

Not really, if you're feeling ballsy, then you can alternate hands. :p

The distinguished Tora-Kokoro spake:

But if you also look at it, U and I are together *runs away while laughing hysterically*

Die. Not even sure what that means, but cease.

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Everything is a salad. There are no defining factors of a salad:
- Not all salads are all vegetables.
- Not all salads are savory.
- Not all salads have dressing.
- Not all salads have a specific number of ingredients.
- Salads are not eaten off of a specific dish

Technically, this means that the only qualifying factor of salads is "multiple things eaten together." This can include everything if you recognize different atoms and chemical compounds as multiple things, meaning everything is a salad. You are a salad, and your blood is the dressing on the ingredients (your organs). In this essay I will

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You better be eating that salad

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Stay healthy mates

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Inb4 Tora drinks chicken soup and calls it a salad
Because, to be fair, it is one.

Man, makes me crave some basic af food

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The distinguished Tora-Kokoro spake:

I want me some biscuits and gravy

Ew basic food

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Ew basic human

More "should" is "should-er", but also "shoulder"

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Am I wrong

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Gotta love English

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别的语呢？

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The distinguished Tora-Kokoro spake:

Nani

Imagine not using moonrunes like I did

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