Reasons Why I Didn't Do My Homework

i fell of a cliff

Here's the pecking order: it goes YOU, the ROCKS, the WORMS,GOD,Mr.Ben-Ben's SHOES , then MR.BEN-BEN.

Umm excuse me, Destro.. when you said "rochelle" were u applying it to me?? or not.. im just wondering.cuz that's my name

Not being able to take the worst is worthless to be recieving the best

oops, you see i hiked 25 miles and got so hungry that I ate it

Here's the pecking order: it goes YOU, the ROCKS, the WORMS,GOD,Mr.Ben-Ben's SHOES , then MR.BEN-BEN.

a dude started screaming

if u think im nuts ur nuts

If u expect getting a hw turned from a student who doesnt even do class work..then its not ur fault.. Blame the teacher

Not being able to take the worst is worthless to be recieving the best

I was to busy thinking of a good excuse as to why I didn't do it xD

I love it when a plan comes together like buttcheeks.

I don't do homework!

PEN PEN PEN PENS!

Dora ate it...

Microsoft:"You have questions,we have dancing paperclip's"!

I accidentally "dropped" some explosives on my homework and, well, the result isn't too pretty . *Hands blackened scrap of paper to teacher*

Which would you hate more, 10 dead babies in 1 trash can, or 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans?

(Better one) Chuck Norris stared at it and blew it up with his epicness. Then my favorite Smash Bros character Falcon Punched what was left into dust.

Which would you hate more, 10 dead babies in 1 trash can, or 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans?