I would bring her to the middle of Antartica, then force her to run around in circles while I pour ice-cold water on her head until she passes out, then shove her back in the closet, tie her up, lock it, and burn down the house right after she wakes up. >:D
I... I'm not deep, or funny, or anything. I'm not even a good gamer. I HAVE NEVER PLAYED A LOZ GAME. I'm pretty plain.
Omg, I would be so mad. HEY BOOTS, HELP ME BEAT THE MAP OUT OF DORA! SWIPER NO SWIPING! HEY GOVERNMENT, STOP CORRUPTING CHILDREN!
God, I hate that show.
I know my apprehensions might never be allayed. And so I close, realizing that perhaps the ending has not yet been written...