The "What If..." Game

I didn't know people still used myspace
..but I would have had no social networking site in middle school..


What if somebody offered you 30 million dollars a year to be a poop taster?

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I would scream YES, YES, YES!

If idiots were planes, this place would be an airport.

What if all of your classmates died due to boredom?

If idiots were planes, this place would be an airport.

I would have died first x]
What if this site was never envented?

Just remember, I cared when no one else did.

invented*

Just remember, I cared when no one else did.

NOT IF I KILL YOU FIRST!

What if you weighed 300 pounds?

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I'd gulp.

What if you won a life's supply of doggie treats?

Catch my drift.

I would yell at random people at Walmart.

What if I puckered my lips at you? o3o

If idiots were planes, this place would be an airport.

i'd nuke you




what if a hobo near you exploded?

Onions make you feel unstoppable.

my name would be hancok

What if your dream girl asked you out?

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I would scream YES!!!!

what if you saw a cute little dog torn apart piece by piece by a falcon blood and gore guts fying everywhere and at you and you can see it's intestines flying at you and your so suprised your jaw drops and the intestines fall in your mouth?

the man without meaning is the god of everything else

i would prolly be washing out my mouth and go to the doctor everyday to see if i`m alright

what if u r a person who don`t like justin bieber and he kisses u

i just love how you cant get your priorities straight (; haha you'll regret it all dollface

I would be like "Back off DUMBA$$!!!!" (I hate him)

Master Cheif (Halo) vs. Samus (Metriod Prime)

Just remember, I cared when no one else did.

Then the battle will be so epic, the entire planet randomly combusts into flames

What if you woke up in the morning and Barney is asleep next to you e3o

oFTo

Master Chief

What if there were no such thing as....

PIE?

I'm back, baby!

Thunder : idk...
usernam : I would kill him with a frying pan
Smash : the world would die x]

Just remember, I cared when no one else did.

↑No whutt if Dx↑

Whutt if you liked,Coffee-Cola?

Um. Born that way--wouldn't matter.

What if one of your parents was an SDK member?

Catch my drift.

I'd quit for all eternity. :p

What if Chuck Norris produced thirteen babies...From his hand? O.o

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id scream holy crap!

What if you turned into a cat?

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