Bulletin Boards - Thread: Ways to annoy a cashier

By reneez (270)
On 14 Jul 2010 03:50

Simple flick several tick tacks at them and yell "tick-tack? u need one!"

Reality sounds nice but I woulden't want to live there.

By Limxzero (5329)
On 14 Jul 2010 04:00

Who wouldn't suggest paying solely in pennies?

Catch my drift.

By Vermillion (726)
On 14 Jul 2010 06:09

say you want to buy a certain item and after they ring it up, tell them you don't want it. repeat o-o

I love it when a plan comes together like buttcheeks.

By Akamia (793)
On 14 Jul 2010 07:00

Yell "DR. OCTAGONAPUS!! BLAAAARGGGHHHH!!!!" everytime they ring an item.

異議あり！

By Tigus1 (539)
On 14 Jul 2010 07:49

make a scene every time u see them in and OUT of the store!

Lifes like a game there are those who are good at it and those who need practice.

By Limxzero (5329)
On 14 Jul 2010 15:50

@Vermillion XD Done that once. Unpurposefully. The guy gave me the dirtiest look. :x

Catch my drift.

By Annie01 (1320)
On 14 Jul 2010 16:31

Pay your totall in change. When ever she says something yelll WHAT? Say you want cloth bags when they only have plastic. Put all your items up on the register and when she is done scanning them put more on. Ask if they have porm. My friend did that and he got kicked out xD

I'm back :O

By Chronicle (379)
On 14 Jul 2010 21:18

spitting while you talk

The harder the fight, the better the prize...well, hopefully.

By Jackstermjan (224)
On 14 Jul 2010 21:31

Start eating or drinking the items while in the line

Jesus of Surburbia

By Limxzero (5329)
On 14 Jul 2010 21:36

Just stare at them.

Catch my drift.

By Limxzero (5329)
On 15 Jul 2010 02:42

Buy a lot of stuff, pay for it, then stand at the counter for ten minutes pretending to check the receipt. >.<

Catch my drift.

By reneez (270)
On 15 Jul 2010 03:21

order Alfredo Parmshan @ Mc.Donalds

Reality sounds nice but I woulden't want to live there.

By NuIIxyz (173)
On 15 Jul 2010 05:33

Put yourself on the item line!

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By lAnA cUtE (83)
On 15 Jul 2010 07:15

get ur credit card/money drop it pick it up and act innocent -repeat alot- when ur done say "oh nvm i dont want this stuff u can have it" then u pick it up and drop it then pick it up, give it to them and leave.

Epic yep

By Megan Fox (108)
On 15 Jul 2010 20:40

Pay for all your things individually.
Or when they ring up the total say "WAIT I forgot Something!!" Then take 5 mins to go get it and bring it back.

Keep your cool, even when you're hot :)

By Jack10 (1376)
On 15 Jul 2010 21:43

At the grocery store, jump up on the little coveyer belt and start dancing. Then you slap the person, take the little thing you speak into and start singing a Michael Jackson song. Then turn the conveyer belt on full blast and do the moon walk XP Yeah I know I'm random.

10 years on SDK

By Limxzero (5329)
On 16 Jul 2010 01:50

^Yeah, that'd not only annoy the cashier; it'd probably put you behind bars for a few days. XD

Catch my drift.

By Wulvezz4Ever (782)
On 16 Jul 2010 05:46

I can't do the moonwalk fast enough...I would certainly fall,THEN go to jail :/

Tell them that they would die in __ days. (Depending on how many items you bought.) And do it after they cash you're stuff. (Mrs. Captain Obvious ;D)

By SoliDsnaKe29 (237)
On 18 Jul 2010 21:35

Overpay = loads of change!

Microsoft:"You have questions,we have dancing paperclip's"!

By StuffMan (54)
On 29 Jul 2010 05:19

Repeatedly hum a tune, preferably one that you know they can`t stand.

- J