Jokes

Why was the duck impressionist admitted to a mental institution?

He had gone Quackers. (Hold for applause) *Bows* Damn, I'm good o.o...

What would it profit a man, if he gained the whole world, but suffered the loss of his own soul?

nice deke..
why did the man poison himself?
he wanted to escape the devil.. i mean his wife xD

(not reeli funni)

Why were the bakers hands dirty?
He needed a poo.

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Wonderpets joke:

*They finish singing a song*Wow, were up high!"The duck said."You know what else flies high, Airplanes!"The guinie pig said."Duck!"The Duck yelled.The turtle said,"Hey!I know a duck!He's right behind maaaaa*Head gets cut off*


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2 tomatos walk up a street.One tomato says to the younger tomato:The only dangerous thing for tomatos is a chop-chop-chop.......


I WIN!

asda

why did the elephant cross the road?


Cause the chicken was on vacation o.o *slaps knee* hahahaha o.o i know its pretty cheesey

Row row row your boat gently down the stream. Push the n00bs out of the boat and watch them as they scream.

Add me and Ill make more of these..maybe yo momma battles? ill think

I'm supposed to be a person that never blows his composure

haha you guys are lame

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yo mamma so fat, when she jumped she caused the sunami in hawaii

I gotta good joke!

There was this girl....she liked pickles! xP

Funny right! xD Jkjk

“It may not mean anything to you, But try to hear me through, You're beautiful”(:

nah nah nah....the blond jokes r the absolute best

If a light in the dark brings hope, why does darkness in the light bring fear?

Blahh Your momma was fat, then she had you XP

Say Whaa???

3 blonds were sitting in a bar tosting each other to a job well done. When some1 asked they said "the puzzle we just did said 4-6 years, and it only took us 1 1/2

(im a blonde. im alowed to make these jokes and not be called a steriotype.)

I'll be back every now and then

Yo mama so fat that they ride on her ripples durring the surfing championships.

I'll be back every now and then

Do not read if you are easily offended.

A man is talking to God;

Man to God: God, why did you make women so beautiful?

God to Man: So that you would fall in love with them.

Man to God: Then why are they so dumb?

God to Man: So that they will fall in love with you.

LOL It's terrible, I know,

I love it when a plan comes together like buttcheeks.

Buttercups are yellow, Poppies are red- what color are hiccups. BURPLE!


Why is the letter A like a flower? Because a B comes after it


Why did the chicken cross the road? For the eggs-ercise

Why couldn't the leopard run away from the zoo? Because he was always spotted!


Why is your RIGHT foot always in front when you are running? Because when you move one foot, the other is always LEFT behind!

Knock, knock!
Who's there? Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and you'll find out! xD

Why is an unsharpened pencil like a bad joke? It has no point!

Lol, more to come soon

XD lol

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