your funny Improving moments

i accidently broke my brothers wardrobe, but i couldnt find the tools to fix it so i used ducktape!!
it fell apart five minutes later

I am a pacifist which means i will PASS A FIST through your face

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I know my apprehensions might never be allayed. And so I close, realizing that perhaps the ending has not yet been written...

Uhhhh I'm about as confused as commander is. Maybe this thread needs an explanation.

In Soviet Russia, joke laugh at you!

Topic restated: funny home improvement moments.

Catch my drift.