Two men are walking their dogs, and stopped by a store for some errands. The store only allowed seeing eye dogs so the firts guy said, do as I do, and put on some shades. The shopkeeper said "No Pets" and the guy said it was a seeing eye dog. The next man does the same thing and the shopkeeper says "No pets". The man said it was a seeing eye dog. The shopkeeper asked why it was a chihuahua and the man said, "A CHIHUAHUA?!? THEY GAVE ME A CHIHUAHUA?!?"
Goodbye my only friend. Oh, did you think I meant you?