Bulletin Boards - Thread: Chuck Norris Jokes

By Elly the Cat (273)
On 30 Jul 2010 04:12

Example: Chuck Norris can believe its not butter.

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By Annie01 (1320)
On 30 Jul 2010 04:50

Chuck norris sleeps with a gun ntop of his pillow :O

I'm back :O

By Jackstermjan (224)
On 30 Jul 2010 05:05

Chuck Norris created giraffes by uppercutting a horse.
Chuck Norris is Optimus Primes father nuff said.
Chuck Norris knows what your getting for Christmas

Jesus of Surburbia

By NuIIxyz (173)
On 30 Jul 2010 06:47

Chuck Norris can perma Hullbreach even if he's not a member.

Chuck Norris hates dinosaurs. Period.

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By Annie01 (1320)
On 30 Jul 2010 14:36

Chuck Norris has an awesome beard

I'm back :O

By RVaL74 (570)
On 30 Jul 2010 21:06

lolz↑↑

chuck norris was given birth at the bottom of an active volcano

There, I've fixed all the stupid things I did with the groups

By Elly the Cat (273)
On 31 Jul 2010 00:36

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

I'm one of those people who start dancing the Macarena all of a sudden at the most serious part of a conversation.

By Elly the Cat (273)
On 31 Jul 2010 00:37

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

I'm one of those people who start dancing the Macarena all of a sudden at the most serious part of a conversation.

By Elly the Cat (273)
On 31 Jul 2010 00:38

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor. xD

I'm one of those people who start dancing the Macarena all of a sudden at the most serious part of a conversation.

By Elly the Cat (273)
On 31 Jul 2010 00:38

If Chuck Norris round-house kicks you, you will die. If Chuck Norris misses you with the round-house kick, the wind behind the kick will tear out your pancreas.

I'm one of those people who start dancing the Macarena all of a sudden at the most serious part of a conversation.

By Elly the Cat (273)
On 01 Aug 2010 01:51

i think i know to many o-o

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By Jinjoscar (130)
On 01 Aug 2010 10:17

Chuck can gargle peanut butter :O

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