1000 Ways to get kicked from a University Classroom!

BLOW UP THE CHEMISTRY LAB WITH AN EXPLOSIVE SOLUTION. That's what I wanna do but my Physics teacher won't tell any chemestry stuff.

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-sing ♪Shampoo. Rinse. Repeat!♪ over and over loudly
-sneak food in and wen ur eatin it chew loudly
-repeatly spit spitballs at random ppl includin the teacher
-ask if u can go potty evry 4 mins

These are some things my dad shared with me that he did in college.

I'm one of those people who start dancing the Macarena all of a sudden at the most serious part of a conversation.

Cuss out the teacher, doesn't that always work?

I'm back :O

Go up to the teacher and shout "everything you know is wrong" and start drawing weird symbols on the chalk board

Jesus of Surburbia

just PARTYYYY!

The watched waffle never cooks. ._.

blow up the chem lab my grandpa did this... aluminum/magnesium powder and sodium chlorite (not table salt)

"Have you ever heard of Schroedinger's cat?"